Pregnant…Pause

Pregnant…Pause

by | Aug 7, 2011 | Uncategorized

I love the word “sorta.” Well, okay–I sorta like it.

It’s an all-purpose word.

I sorta love you. I sorta slept with your sister. I sorta smashed your cell phone with a hammer 17 times because I sorta hate you.

I sorta don’t care because I sorta ran over your car with a steamroller. Oops! I sorta forgot to check first and see if you were in the car. Are you okay?

Sorta.

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MAN: You're pregnant?
WOMAN: Well, uh...sorta!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani

TMI Mom

TMI Mom

by | Aug 4, 2011 | Uncategorized

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SCENE: Young woman and man having dinner with his parents.

YOUNG WOMAN: Your son talks about you all the time! I don't mind...except during sex!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani

Beauty or Beast?

Beauty or Beast?

by | Aug 2, 2011 | Uncategorized

“She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.”
–Groucho Marx

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WOMAN #1: The women in Last Kiss are
so beautiful! Where does Lustig hide the uglies?

WOMAN #2 (word balloon cover's first woman's face): Well...

Art by Vince Colletta Studio