WOMAN: Do you have an unwanted boyfriend...Taking up space? Gathering dust? Wearing your underwear?

You have to
dump him, but...
you hate to clog
up a landfill!

What to do?

Why not donate him to...Recycled Romeos?

We’ll ship your
Ex to a third-world nation where he’ll make a desperate woman happy...for awhile!

Go green! Send your man to Recycled Romeos today!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio