by John | Jul 30, 2012 | Uncategorized
Or, put another way: One of us is wrong! If you think it’s you, then you’re right!
The original, 1959 romance art is below…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman in a car has her eyes closed as man outside the car talks to her sternly.
MAN: One of us is wrong! And, since I’m the boss, it’s you!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
Color by Allen Freeman
by John | Apr 14, 2011 | Uncategorized
If only it were that easy!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and a woman very happily embracing.
MAN: First we’ll get jobs and become rich!
WOMAN: Then we’ll live happily ever after!
Art by Dick Giordano
by John | Mar 27, 2011 | Uncategorized
I think if you’re office has deep purple walls, it’s a pretty good tip that something funny is going on.
Kissing? Sure, why not?
I mean, you’d have to keep your eyes shut just to keep from going blind or crazy in that room. So you might as well be kissing while you’re in there with your eyes closed!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman opens an office door and finds another woman and a man kissing passionately.
WOMAN (opening door): Oh, dear!
I see you’ve already picked
a secretary!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jun 10, 2010 | Uncategorized
Hmm. A tough choice! In an economy like this would you rather have a Pee You job or a Pee H Dee?
↓ TranscriptA man congratulates a young woman who is wearing a graduation cap and gown, She looks at her watch and smiles.
MAN: At last! you can work with me...in sewage management!
WOMAN: Oops! Time to apply to grad school!
by John | Mar 30, 2010 | Uncategorized
This is loosely based on something said (in a very public forum) by a real person. In fact, at the time, she was a comic book editor. I’ve never been sure if she was serious.
But she and her husband broke up shortly after that. So you have to wonder…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (talking to man): Sure I can multi task! I do it all the time during sex!
