by John | Oct 23, 2012 | Uncategorized
Just so you know, in my version of reality Miss Foster quit the Left-Handed Paper Clip Company later that year.
She then started her own corporation, Digital Paper Clips (“For all your digital paper needs.”)
She eventually sold the company; married a Mr. Robinson (briefly); and invested half her money in plastics and the rest in an online dating service called Cougars.R.Us.com
She is much richer and happier than you.
Original art (left) from First Kiss #4 (1958.)
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Older man smoking a cigar is talking two a man and a woman. Although we don't see the background, it's apparently in an office or work setting.
OLDER MAN: Bob’s in charge of brown nosing! And you’re
in charge of doing all the actual work!
Art: Vince Colleta Studio
Cleanup: Heather Chesnut
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
by John | Jul 30, 2012 | Uncategorized
Or, put another way: One of us is wrong! If you think it’s you, then you’re right!
The original, 1959 romance art is below…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman in a car has her eyes closed as man outside the car talks to her sternly.
MAN: One of us is wrong! And, since I’m the boss, it’s you!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
Color by Allen Freeman
by John | Apr 14, 2011 | Uncategorized
If only it were that easy!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and a woman very happily embracing.
MAN: First we’ll get jobs and become rich!
WOMAN: Then we’ll live happily ever after!
Art by Dick Giordano
by John | Mar 27, 2011 | Uncategorized
I think if you’re office has deep purple walls, it’s a pretty good tip that something funny is going on.
Kissing? Sure, why not?
I mean, you’d have to keep your eyes shut just to keep from going blind or crazy in that room. So you might as well be kissing while you’re in there with your eyes closed!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman opens an office door and finds another woman and a man kissing passionately.
WOMAN (opening door): Oh, dear!
I see you’ve already picked
a secretary!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jun 10, 2010 | Uncategorized
Hmm. A tough choice! In an economy like this would you rather have a Pee You job or a Pee H Dee?
↓ TranscriptA man congratulates a young woman who is wearing a graduation cap and gown, She looks at her watch and smiles.
MAN: At last! you can work with me...in sewage management!
WOMAN: Oops! Time to apply to grad school!
