Wedding Wow
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SCENE: Bride and groom kissing.
BRIDE: Gee!I've never kissed a married man before!
BRIDE: Gee!I've never kissed a married man before!
Bored for a Ring
Getting married is the perfect way to spice up a first date. If nothing else, it gives you something to talk about when you phone your lawyer the next day.
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WOMAN (talking on phone): It was so romantic! We ran out of things to do last night! So we got married!
Sex or Marriage?
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MAN: We’ll have wild sex every night!
WOMAN: But...I thought you wanted to get married!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
WOMAN: But...I thought you wanted to get married!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Complicated Sex
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SCENE: A woman talks to a man.
WOMAN: Before our honeymoon I thought I’d read up about sex! Apparently it’s more complicated with two people involved!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
WOMAN: Before our honeymoon I thought I’d read up about sex! Apparently it’s more complicated with two people involved!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Good News About Dad…and That Slut!
The good news is that the mind-blowing San Diego comic con is next week. And the bad news? Well…(Good, Lord!)…didn’t you hear me? It’s freakin’ next week!
If someone has a time machine handy, I’d like to rent it and get a few extra days to prepare. (I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday…sometime in the future. Or possibly a Tuesday in the past.)
This year, I’ll be rolling out some new products — including the fantastic Dark Horse/Last Kiss coffee mugs and sticky notebooks. Stuff so cool that — thanks to that time machine — I’m literally beside myself with joy.
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Young man embraces young woman and smiles at his mom.
MAN: Good news, Mom! “That slut” stopped dating dad! She’s marrying me instead!
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
MAN: Good news, Mom! “That slut” stopped dating dad! She’s marrying me instead!
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
