No Masks. Clothing Optional.

No Masks. Clothing Optional.

Months ago, my pal Kevin Boze e-mailed me with a suggested Last Kiss gag. Kevin’s one of the wittiest people I know. So, I wasn’t surprised that I loved his gag.

It’s taken me way too long to use it. But I’m hoping I redeemed myself by using this on Kevin‘s 60th birthday! Happy Birthday, Kev!

(And don’t feel you have to wait another 60 years to suggest a gag.)

Original, Vintage Art & Text:

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Make Believe” in FIRST KISS #7, 1959.

 

Transcript:

YOUNG WOMAN #1: The CDC says our sorority party was a super-spreader event!

YOUNG WOMAN #2: Well…I hate to brag, but…

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Guest Writer: Kevin Boze

7.1.3.5

↓ Transcript
YOUNG WOMAN #1: The CDC says our sorority party was a super-spreader event!

YOUNG WOMAN #2: Well...I hate to brag, but...

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Guest Writer: Kevin Boze

7.1.3.5

Horny Women

Horny Women

Just a quick reminder that you can still vote for Last Kiss model Felina Vie in Inked Magazine’s cover girl contest. (You’ll need a Facebook account to sign in to vote.) You can vote for free once every 24 hours. Thanks!

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman with horns barring a window.

WOMAN: So, horny women scare you? Too bad…

Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman Text: John Lustig

Felina-Standing-With-Horns

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman with horns barring a window.

WOMAN: So, horny women scare you? Too bad…

Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman Text: John Lustig

Felina-Standing-With-Horns

Sex? Disgusting? Ha!

Sex? Disgusting? Ha!

Just a quick reminder that you can still vote for Last Kiss model Felina Vie in Inked Magazine’s cover girl contest. (You’ll need a Facebook account to sign in to vote.) You can vote for free once every 24 hours. Thanks!

Vintage, Published Art & Dialogue

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Girl Meets Boy!” from FIRST KISS #11, 1959.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman kissing behind some shrubbery.

WOMAN (thinking): Gee! Sex isn’t so disgusting when I’m the one having it!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

11.1.75

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man and woman kissing behind some shrubbery.

WOMAN (thinking): Gee! Sex isn’t so disgusting when I’m the one having it!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

11.1.75

Bed Rest? Dream On!

Bed Rest? Dream On!

 

Original, Vintage Published Art

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Perplexed” in First Kiss #38, 1964.

 

 

 

Transcript:

Scene: Woman in bed looking out at readers.

WOMAN: You can rest later! Get back in bed!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Color by Allen Freeman

38.3.2.1

↓ Transcript
Scene: Woman in bed looking out at readers.

WOMAN: You can rest later! Get back in bed!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Color by Allen Freeman

38.3.2.1

Size Doesn’t Matter. But…

Size Doesn’t Matter. But…

Another huge harvest of hilarity from the talented Tony Isabella!

Vintage, Published Art:

Art by Ken Rice originally appeared in Ten-Story Love #204, 1955.

 

 

Transcription:

WOMAN: I couldn’t stop staring. it was the smallest I’d ever seen. He said not to worry, that he was a grower.

VOICE FROM OFF PANEL: And…?

WOMAN: Let’s just say it was a *SWOON* bumper crop!

1955 Art: Tim Rice Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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WOMAN: I couldn’t stop staring. it was the smallest I’d ever seen. He said not to worry, that he was a grower.

VOICE FROM OFF PANEL: And...?

WOMAN: Let’s just say it was a *SWOON* bumper crop!

1955 Art: Tim Rice Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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