by John | Aug 10, 2010 | Uncategorized
Sex: Low sugar! No fat! (No artificial sweeteners?) The perfect way to end every meal!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Waitress tries to take order as a couple at a date kiss passonately.
WAITRESS: And for dessert...
by John | Aug 5, 2010 | Uncategorized
Yes! It’s okay to feel fabulous–even if you’re straight!
(I wrote and scheduled this comic weeks ago. I didn’t know it’d come out right after California’s Proposition 8 was overturned. Darn, I’m good!)
↓ TranscriptMAN: No! Being fabulous doesn’t mean I’m gay! Sleeping with your dad means I’m gay!
by John | Aug 1, 2010 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Closeup of a woman crying.
WOMAN: Men always seem perfect ‘til you get to know them...and sleep with their friends!
by John | Jul 23, 2010 | Uncategorized
by John | Jul 4, 2010 | Uncategorized
Happy Don’t-Blow-Yourself-Up Day, everybody!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman surrounded by flashing lights.
WOMAN: Fireworks are like sex! I only like them in the dark…outside with large crowds!
