Make-Up, Make Out?
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Pretty blonde pats her hair.
Blonde: Make-up sex? Sure! I'll get the lip gloss!
Blonde: Make-up sex? Sure! I'll get the lip gloss!
Free Love
Yes, it’s the summer of free love. Feel free to enjoy it. Now, will that be check or credit card?
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SCENE: A beautiful young woman in a bathing suit sits by the edge of a pool at a man who's smiling/leering at her.
WOMAN: Of course my love is free! It’s the rest of
me that’s expensive!
WOMAN: Of course my love is free! It’s the rest of
me that’s expensive!
And Here’s the Pitch…
A diaper or two? Add a few thousand and you might have it right…
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Scene: A man and woman are sitting by the edge of a body of water.
MAN: if we have kids, I’ll pitch in..maybe even change a diaper...someday!
WOMAN: And maybe we’ll even have sex again...someday!
MAN: if we have kids, I’ll pitch in..maybe even change a diaper...someday!
WOMAN: And maybe we’ll even have sex again...someday!
And for Dessert…
Sex: Low sugar! No fat! (No artificial sweeteners?) The perfect way to end every meal!
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SCENE: Waitress tries to take order as a couple at a date kiss passonately.
WAITRESS: And for dessert...
WAITRESS: And for dessert...
Being Fabulous
Yes! It’s okay to feel fabulous–even if you’re straight!
(I wrote and scheduled this comic weeks ago. I didn’t know it’d come out right after California’s Proposition 8 was overturned. Darn, I’m good!)
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MAN: No! Being fabulous doesn’t mean I’m gay! Sleeping with your dad means I’m gay!
