Honeymoon for Three

Honeymoon for Three

There are actually two versions of the original art. Here’s the art is as it appeared on the splash page of “The End of Summer” in First Kiss #34 (drawn by the Vince Colletta Studio):

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And here it is—slightly repositioned and reworked by Dick Giordano—for use on the issue’s cover:

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To save time—and especially money—Charlton Comics often used elements of the interior art for its covers.

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SCENE: Woman tearfully watches as her husband and her mom walk on the back with their arms around each other.

WOMAN (thinking): Maybe taking mom on our honeymoon was a mistake!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio & Dick Giordano
Color: Allen Freeman

Honeymoon with a Big Family

Honeymoon with a Big Family

The lovely art for this gag came to me courtesy of the late Dick Giordano. In 2001, Dick loaned me a large stack of his Charlton romance art so that I could scan it for Last Kiss.

Charlton probably paid less than any of the other comic publishers. But, oh man…looking at Dick’s work, you’d think it was paying him with trucks full of gold bullion. Dick’s covers were gorgeous.

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SCENE: On board a ship. A ship's officer embraces a woman in the background. In the foreground, looking on sadly, is a woman.

WOMAN IN FOREGROUND (thinking) I want to believe him, but...how many long-lost sisters can he have on one cruise?

Art by Dick Giordano

Honeymoon Swoon! So Soon?

Honeymoon Swoon! So Soon?

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MAN: Wow! This is a first! None of my other wives wanted a divorce...until after our honeymoon!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Honeymoon for Two?

Honeymoon for Two?

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SCENE: A man and a woman are rushing out of a building.

MAN: The Honeymoon Hotel’s having a two-for-one night!

WOMAN: Great! I'll bring a friend!

Art: Art Cappello & Dick Giordano

The Plane Truth

The Plane Truth

Unlike this unhappy couple, I’m planning to have a great time on my trip. This Tuesday I’m flying to the Big Apple for the New York Comic Con. (I’ll be at table D14 in Artist’s Alley.)

The con runs Oct. 8-10, but I’m arriving in town early to visit with friends and attend the pre-show ICv2 conference. And, if there’s time, I might even catch up on some sleep before things start getting crazy!

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SCENE: Exterior of a passenger jet in mid flight.

VOICE (from plane): I don’t care how many bonus miles this cost you! The honeymoon is off!
aviation

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