by John | Jun 13, 2013 | Uncategorized
Original art from First Kiss #1, 1957. Click image to enlarge.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man talking to wife.
MAN / Dad: So everyone’s celebrating that I’ve had sex?
WOMAN: Yup! It’s a national holiday!
CAPTION: Happy Father’s Day!
Art: Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman
©2013 Last Kiss Inc.
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by John | Mar 14, 2013 | Uncategorized
Happy St. Patrick’s Day from me and the master of holiday mirth Magic Mike Pascale!
Mike has made it his mission in life to transform Last Kiss art into entertaining holiday comics.
You can see some of our past holiday collaborations here.
Original art & text from First Kiss #8, 1959.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Leprechaun talking to a woman.
LEPRECHAUN: I may be a wee bit
short now! But I’m tall ‘n Temptin’...when I’m standin’ on me pot o’ gold!
Original Art: Vince Colletta Studio St.. Pat’s Magic: Mike Pascale
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
by John | Nov 25, 2012 | Blog
©DC Comics
Shame on you! You know that thing you did? That horrible, rotten thing? You should be ashamed!
This is your chance to feel good about being ashamed. Wallow in it all day. Enjoy your shame. That way you won’t have to feel guilty the other 364 days of the year.
Wait a minute, though. You say you don’t have anything to be ashamed of?
Holy purgatory! What’s wrong with you? If you’re not ashamed of something—then your life is too *&^% boring!
You need to do something shameful today!
Steal a kiss. Sleep with the head of the CIA. Eat the ears of the ears off your kids’ chocolate Easter bunnies—before Easter and possibly before you buy them. Date a Republican.
And if you don’t? It’ll be a shame.
by John | Nov 20, 2012 | Uncategorized
Click image to enlarge.
Another great gag from guest genius Mike Pascale.
Original art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani from First Kiss #1 (1957.)
↓ TranscriptPilgrim man talking to an Indian/Native American woman.
PILGRIM MAN: It’s over! I want my ring back!
INDIAN WOMAN: Pilgrim giver!
Gag & Pilgrim-ification by Mike Pascale
Thanksgiving
©2012 Last Kiss Inc
by John | Dec 31, 2010 | Uncategorized
Happy New Year, Everybody!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A young woman is packing a suitcase as her mother watches.
DAUGHTER: I’ll make a new start…In a town where my name Isn’t on every bathroom wall!
MOM: Well, that leaves out the entire West Coast!
DAUGHTER: You’re forgetting about Canada! Gosh! M-maybe I could become a Mountie!
MOM: Well, you’re certainly qualified! Nobody’s been mounted more than you!
