by John | Nov 26, 2015 | Uncategorized
Other fun customs from around the world…
—In Upper Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to spit in someone’s drink — while they’re looking.
—In Lower Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to knife someone in the back while they’re spitting in someone’s drink — unless it’s your drink.
—In Still Lower Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to not compliment someone on their knife wounds.
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.
Transcript:
SCENE: Three women and a man sitting around a table.
SOUND EFFECT: F-A-A-A-A-R-T
MAN: …and in my country that’s how we compliment the cook!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman ©2010 Last Kiss Inc
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Three women and a man sitting around a table.
SOUND EFFECT: F-A-A-A-A-R-T
MAN: …and in my country that’s how we compliment the cook!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman ©2010 Last Kiss Inc
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by John | Nov 22, 2015 | Uncategorized
Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Kid Sister Blues” in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.
Transcript:
SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.
MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: CRUNCH
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.
MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: CRUNCH
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
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by John | Sep 8, 2015 | Uncategorized
Original art by Nick Cardy from the story “Heart in the Kitchen” in BEST ROMANCE #7, 1952.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman stirring a bowl as a pot boils over on the stove behind her.
WOMAN (thinking): Darn! This is just like sex! Things keep exploding!
1952 Art: Nick Cardy Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman stirring a bowl as a pot boils over on the stove behind her.
WOMAN (thinking): Darn! This is just like sex! Things keep exploding!
1952 Art: Nick Cardy Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon
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by John | May 5, 2015 | Uncategorized
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Girl Meets Boy” in First Kiss #11, 1959. Published by Charlton.
Transcript:
SCENE: Young woman and her mother are in a kitchen. The mother is holding a big bowl and is apparently cooking.
YOUNG WOMAN: Oh, Mother, you’re so…
MOTHER: Superior?
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
©2015 Last Kiss Inc
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman and her mother are in a kitchen. The mother is holding a big bowl and is apparently cooking.
YOUNG WOMAN: Oh, Mother, you’re so…
MOTHER: Superior?
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
©2015 Last Kiss Inc
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by John | Apr 7, 2015 | Uncategorized
The secret to healthy eating—picking the right hat.
Art by Art Saaf from the story “My Kind of Love” in BEST ROMANCE #5, 1952.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman wearing a hat with fruit on it smiles and hugs a man who looks back at her dubiously.
WOMAN: Lucky you! I had enough fruit to make you a hat too!
Art: Art Saaf Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2015 Last Kiss Inc
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