I Love You Like the Sexy Daughter I Never Had…

Inks by Dick Giordano from First Kiss #21, 1961.

Inks by Dick Giordano from First Kiss #21, 1961.

This isn’t going to change anything, right? You’ll still go with me to my school’s Father Figure-Disappointed Daughter Substitute Dance?

I mean—come on! I already bought the dress. And all the other Father Figures I could be dating are already going—or have been arrested on indecency charges.

Honestly, it’ll be a real crime if I don’t get to go.

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

National I’ve-Had-Sex Day

National I’ve-Had-Sex Day

Original art from First Kiss #1, 1957.

Original art from First Kiss #1, 1957. Click image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Man talking to wife.

MAN / Dad: So everyone’s celebrating that I’ve had sex?

WOMAN: Yup! It’s a national holiday!

CAPTION: Happy Father’s Day!

Art: Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc.

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The Mystery of Babies

The Mystery of Babies

I’m giving myself an early Father’s Day present. I’m taking the week off to recharge my batteries and work on some other projects.

So, today and the rest of the week, I’ll be running father-themed gags from my archive. I hope you enjoy them!

 

Original art from First Kiss #13, 1960. Click on image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Young woman talking to a her pipe-smoking father.

DAUGHTER: Dad, I was wondering...where do babies come from?

FATHER: Beats me! I keep asking your mom...but she won’t tell me!

Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

©Last Kiss Inc. 2013

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I Slept with Your Brother Because…

I Slept with Your Brother Because…

At best, love is a leap of faith off a cliff of uncertainty…into a whirlpool of passion. At worst, it’s a belly flop into heartbreak!

But this is Leap Day. So what the heck? Leap!

A Peek at the Original Romance Art…

The panel below is from a story about a prim, young woman who wants to be bad. So she dresses up like a slut and pretends to be faster than a race car on an oiled track. But then a boy (whom she met earlier on the boardwalk) calls her bluff and kisses her. Urk!

Instantly she’s back to her prim, confused and boy-less self! Or…is she?

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WOMAN (talking to a man) I thought I was in love before...but it turns out I was just horny!

Inks by Dick Giordano

The Hair Apparent

The Hair Apparent

Happy Father’s Day!

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SCENE: Woman holding a bald baby.

WOMAN: Sure, you’re the father! Look! Same hairline!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

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