For Success…You Dress?
So which is more difficult–dressing or undressing? My guess: it depends on whom you’re dressing or undressing for!
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WOMAN (to man): I dress for success!
But to impress…I undress!
But to impress…I undress!
We’re a family…but no planning!
Hmm. I think I know what this guy should get for Father’s Day. Maybe if everyone in the family chips in then they can buy him a clue!
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DAD: Birth control? Never heard of it!
DAUGHTER: Oh, Dad! No wonder mom’s so tired!
DAUGHTER: Oh, Dad! No wonder mom’s so tired!
Smoke ‘Em While You Got ‘Em!
I was going to use this art for a joke about the fear of flying. But I kept getting distracted by the guy’s cigarette. Nobody smokes on planes these days. A guy would have to be a real fanatic to even try. Hmm…
By the way, there really is a bill in Congress right now that would give the Food and Drug Administration the power to regulate tobacco products. If it passes, things could get interesting!
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CAPTION: Three reasons why tobacco shouldn’t be regulated by the FDA!
GUY SMOKING: If you ban cigarettes then only criminals will have cigarettes!
GUY SMOKING (again): Cigarettes don’t kill people! Cigarette smokers kill people!
GUY SMOKING (still): I still have one lung that works…sorta!
GUY SMOKING: If you ban cigarettes then only criminals will have cigarettes!
GUY SMOKING (again): Cigarettes don’t kill people! Cigarette smokers kill people!
GUY SMOKING (still): I still have one lung that works…sorta!
My husband! My lawyer! Oh, my!
This comic now available in German.
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SCENE: Woman looking with astonishment at a smiling man (her husband) and a smiling woman (her lawyer):
WIFE: My husband and lawyer! What are they doing here?
LAWYER: Great news! I’ve negotiated your divorce settlement! You get the car and the kids! And he gets the house…and me!
WIFE: My husband and lawyer! What are they doing here?
LAWYER: Great news! I’ve negotiated your divorce settlement! You get the car and the kids! And he gets the house…and me!
No Sex! No Fear! No Husband!
I’m not sure what kind of doctor the woman on the right is, but apparently she’s really good at her job!
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SCENE: Woman enters room and sees her husband kissing another woman--a doctor.
WOMAN: Oh, thank you, Doctor! You’ve cured my husband! He’s no longer afraid of sex!
WOMAN (again): Uh, Doctor...
WOMAN: Oh, thank you, Doctor! You’ve cured my husband! He’s no longer afraid of sex!
WOMAN (again): Uh, Doctor...
