Food? Fight!
Even people who like to cook can get a bit burned out at this time of the year. Thank heavens for leftovers!
Christmas? Watta Shock!
Merry Christmas! Happy Easter! Jolly Purim! Frantic, Freaky, Footloose Friday! Whatever you’re celebrating today, I hope it’s wonderful. And may silly comics like this be your only Last Kisses!
T’was the Night Before…
Sorry. No sugar plum fairies this year. Too expensive. (And do you really want tiny creatures–many with poor bladder control–flying around and crashing into each other in your dreams? I thought not.)
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SCENE: A young woman writhes in ecstasy on a bed.
CAPTION: And visions of sugar daddies danced in her head…
No dialog
CAPTION: And visions of sugar daddies danced in her head…
No dialog
Great Gifts
Have a great Christmas!
No Exploding Gifts — Maybe!
Oddly enough, in my family comic books were considered doomsday devices (or at least bad literature) so I never received any as Christmas or birthday gifts. I did get a chemistry set once, though. I was so disappointed that I never figured out how to blow up anything.
Hmm. Come to think of it, I guess comic books are more dangerous. I’m still hooked on them.
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PANEL 1
SCENE: A man and a woman are sitting on the grass. The man looks troubled. The woman reaches out in concern and touches his arm.
MAN: Gosh! The kids want a Lil’ Genius Lab Kit, but we’re still recovering from their last nuclear meltdown!
WOMAN: Let’s give them comics instead!
PANEL 2
SCENE: The man is standing, facing away and looking towards the background. The woman remains sitting.
MAN: Perfect! Comics are cheaper than doomsday devices! And they’re almost as educational!
WOMAN: Heavens, yes! I learned a lot from those "adult" comics you hid under the bed!
CAPTION: Comics: Smart reading for junior delinquents of all ages!
SCENE: A man and a woman are sitting on the grass. The man looks troubled. The woman reaches out in concern and touches his arm.
MAN: Gosh! The kids want a Lil’ Genius Lab Kit, but we’re still recovering from their last nuclear meltdown!
WOMAN: Let’s give them comics instead!
PANEL 2
SCENE: The man is standing, facing away and looking towards the background. The woman remains sitting.
MAN: Perfect! Comics are cheaper than doomsday devices! And they’re almost as educational!
WOMAN: Heavens, yes! I learned a lot from those "adult" comics you hid under the bed!
CAPTION: Comics: Smart reading for junior delinquents of all ages!
