by John | Mar 7, 2010 | Uncategorized
And then I’ll pretend I believe you…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looks up at man just before they kiss.
WOMAN: Just kiss me, you big phony! And this time…pretend you mean it!
by John | Mar 4, 2010 | Uncategorized
I love newspapers, but that’s old news…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looking (incredulously) at a newspaper.
WOMAN (thinking): News printed on dead trees! How quaint!
by John | Mar 2, 2010 | Uncategorized
Sometimes good things don’t come in small packages…
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man reaches out to a woman who is running away from him.
MAN: You said you didn’t mind that I’m a banker!
WOMAN: That was before I saw your “private” stimulus package!
by John | Feb 28, 2010 | Uncategorized
by John | Feb 25, 2010 | Uncategorized
It’s a dog’s life…if you’re lucky!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman is carrying a dog. The dog looks soulfully at the readers.
CAPTION: Ralph discovers one of the good bits about being turned into a dog!
DOG: I can pee on the floor…and she still sleeps with me! How about you?
Caption ©2010 Orson Scott Card
Art & dialog ©2010 Last Kiss Inc
