by John | Jul 6, 2010 | Uncategorized
By “completely safe” I mean, of course…that it’s safe if you don’t mind getting sick. Other minor side effects include death. Other than that, no problems.
See my second comic about the BP oil disaster here!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and woman are on the beach, running barefoot towards the water.
WOMAN: The water’s full of oil! we’ll be covered
in crude!
MAN: Yup! it’s natural sunblock! And completely safe...unless the ocean catches on fire!
CAPTION/TAG LINE (below art): bp! Free sunblock forever…because we care!
by John | Jul 4, 2010 | Uncategorized
Happy Don’t-Blow-Yourself-Up Day, everybody!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman surrounded by flashing lights.
WOMAN: Fireworks are like sex! I only like them in the dark…outside with large crowds!
by John | Jul 1, 2010 | Uncategorized
If your Friday is more casual than this, please consider working at home today.
Of course, every Friday is “Casual Friday” for me. For me, Thursdays are always “Pajamas ‘Til Noon Thursdays.” And tomorrow is “Feel Like Getting Dressed Saturday?”
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looking sad.
WOMAN: I thought Casual Fridays meant no underwear!
Credits: Art by Vince Colletta Studio ©2010 Last Kiss Inc
by John | Jun 29, 2010 | Uncategorized
Actually, this comic is in 3D. You just need to stare at it for a few hours (without blinking) to see it properly. Whoops! You blinked! Better start over…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A very attractive woman is talking and smiling to a wide-eyed man who's looking down towards her chest.
WOMAN: I’m better than 3d! I’m 36 Double D!
by John | Jun 27, 2010 | Uncategorized
Dear Future Celebrities:
Good news. You can become famous quickly and ridiculously easy. Here’s how:
Just do something outrageous. Do it in public. Throw in a bit of stupidity and sex (or violence) and — bingo. Instant fame. Enjoy it…while it lasts!
Or you can do something worthwhile. If you get famous for that then great! If not, well…at least you won’t be a total jerk!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman talking to a young woman.
MAN: As actors we can’t get arrested! But as bank robbers we’ll
become reality TV stars...
WOMAN: If we don't get shot first!
