by John | Apr 12, 2011 | Uncategorized
Sadly, Nick O’Teen McPuff never did figure out why women–even the ones who smoked–always hid from him.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man smoking a cigarette.
MAN: Gee! All the good-lookin’ chicks must be hidin’...in the no smokin’ section...again!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Apr 10, 2011 | Uncategorized
Anyone can get a divorce—at the last minute. But smart potential divorcées plan ahead. Act now and get three divorces for the price of two!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: One woman talking to another.
WOMAN: Sure I invested wisely! This dress got me dinner, jewelry...and half off the lawyer fees on my next two divorces!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Apr 7, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and a woman are rushing out of a building.
MAN: The Honeymoon Hotel’s having a two-for-one night!
WOMAN: Great! I'll bring a friend!
Art: Art Cappello & Dick Giordano
by John | Apr 5, 2011 | Uncategorized
To misquote both Shakespeare and Pogo: Beware the Ides of March…when it comes in April! Tax Day approacheth!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman brushing her hair and looking at herself in the reflection of a mirror.
WOMAN: Mirror, Mirror on the wall! Which boy will do my taxes...when
I call?
Art by Dick Giordano
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by John | Apr 3, 2011 | Uncategorized
Another beautiful piece of art by the late Dick Giordano!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman are in front of a fireplace. Yes, there is a cozy fire!
WOMAN (thinking): Golly! I should pretend to be a virgin more often!
Art by Dick Giordano
