by John | May 26, 2011 | Uncategorized
See? I didn’t forget your birthday. I did this comic, (insert your name), just for you!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman dancing.
WOMAN: Silly me! I thought you forgot my birthday!
MAN (thinking): Birthday? Oh…crud! Now she’ll expect me to pay for dinner!
by John | May 24, 2011 | Uncategorized
Just because you’re not rich doesn’t mean you can’t date a rich man. Or at least a man named Rich. Better yet, a Richie Rich!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (talking to man): Me?
independently wealthy? Sure! Depending
on whom I’m dating!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | May 22, 2011 | Uncategorized
Well, uh…first of all, you’re wonderful because…you’re so humble!
And you’re proud of that, aren’t you? Proud as a peacock. Completely unaware of how irritating that…uh, I mean…charming that is.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN TO MAN: Be brutally honest! How wonderful am I?
Art by Dick Giordano (with possible inks by Vince Colletta)
by John | May 20, 2011 | Uncategorized
I apologize if the world ends before you get a chance to read this. If you do read this then congratulations. Apparently your life is now complete.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman crying.
WOMAN: I wasn’t raptured! all those years of being a virgin...wasted!
by John | May 19, 2011 | Uncategorized
And if you believe that…don’t blame me!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Distressed woman looks at man and woman who are behind her.
WOMAN: I can’t blame him! It’s my fault for not being a complete slut!
Artist unknown
