Beer Today, Gone Tomorrow

Beer Today, Gone Tomorrow

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I was proud of today’s title “Gone Today, Beer Tomorrow”…’til it occurred to me that it had come to me a little too easily. So I Googled the phrase and it came up 2,440,000 times.

Obviously all these other people were clairvoyant and stole my idea—before I thought of it.

Today’s original art (above) is from First Kiss #5 (1958) and it’s a bit sparse on verbiage so I’m throwing in some extra panels.

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SCENE: Man talking to a woman.

MAN: I didn’t waste your money! I invested it...in beer!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Art cleanup: Heather Chesnut Color: Dan McConnell

Sexcess

Sexcess

Here’s the original art from First Kiss #5 (1958.) Click on the image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Two women in an office are talking as a man in the background looks on. Woman #1 is putting some perfume behind her ear.

WOMAN #1: No one can resist…
the Sweet Smell of Sexcess!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Dan McConnell

Our Love, a Flub?

Our Love, a Flub?

The original art is from “A Kiss is Merely a Biological Phenomenon” which first appeared in Career Girl Romances #49.  How odd is this story?

The main character is a nerd similar to Sheldon Cooper (of The Big Bang Theory)…if he was a girl…sent back in time to 1969.

I posted the entire story here for your jaw-dropping, oh-my-god pleasure.

 

 

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WOMAN: Our love isn’t a mistake! But it is a comedy of errors!

Artist unknown
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Woes of a Wedding Wus

Woes of a Wedding Wus

Original art (below) from Brides in Love #29. Click image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Groom rushing out of a church calling out to his bride who is fleeing the scene.

GROOM: Wait! I’ll sign the prenup! Plus, your boyfriend can live with us!

BRIDE: Oh #$%&! Now I can’t marry you...’cause you’re a wimp!

Artist Unknown
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Hunger Games: The Wedding?

Hunger Games: The Wedding?

May the best woman win (and live!)

The original art (below)  is from Charlton’s Brides in Love #9.

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SCENE: A bride (framed in a big heart outline) on a staircase throws her bouquet to a bunch of women below her. All we see of the women below are a bunch of upraised arms.

BRIDE: Let the death match begin!

WOMEN: Grrr! Snarl!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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