Idiot’s Delight

Idiot’s Delight

Of course, you’re not an idiot. How can I tell? You’re reading this comic!
Only smart, happy, good-looking people read Last Kiss. People who aren’t easily flattered. People like you.

Anyone who doesn’t read Last Kiss is sad. And an idiot. And probably a poophead.
Don’t let your friends be sad poopheads. Or idiots. Share Last Kiss with them quick…before their heads explode!

Meanwhile, back in 1964…
See the original 1964 art for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Woman talking on the telephone.
WOMAN: I’ll be happy to help you...after I’m done with the other idiots!
Art: Ernesto R. Garcia Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
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Sexual Amnesia

Sexual Amnesia

Other possible definitions for Sexual Amnesia:

—I forgot to have sex last night.

—I forgot who I had sex with today.

—I forgot how many times I had sex with her. Was that today? Is she your sister?

—I forgot. Are we having sex right now? No? How come?

See the original 1961 art for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Two nurses talking.

NURSE #1: He has sexual amnesia?
NURSE #2: Yes! After sex he forgets to call!

Pencils: Charles Nicholas Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2014 Last Kiss Inc
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Tomorrow? You Wish!

Tomorrow? You Wish!

See the original 1961 art for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Man in the background is watching a man and woman kissing in the foreground.
MAN: So, you’re busy tonight? How about tomorrow?
Art: Charles Nicholas & Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
23.1.1.1

Romance that Doesn’t Suck

Romance that Doesn’t Suck

Romance for one? Perhaps…
Here’s the original 1960 art for today’s Last Kiss webcomic.

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SCENE: Man and woman in formal/party attire.

MAN: This is the most romantic, wonderful night of my life!

WOMAN: Yeah, it doesn’t totally suck...I guess!
Pencils: Charles Nicholas Color: Allen Freeman
©2014 Last Kiss Inc.
12.2.6.2

New Year’s Resolution #163

New Year’s Resolution #163

As we start a new year of comic love and lust, I just want to thank all of you for making Last Kiss such a great experience for me. Your support, your comments (often dirtier—and sometimes funnier—than my jokes) keep me going. Well, that and the buckets of money.

(Oh, you haven’t sent me a bucket of money lately? Shame on you. Just send a blank check. Or some really good oatmeal cookies. I’m not picky.)

Happy New Year, everyone!

Here’s the original 1958 art for today’s Last Kiss webcomic.

 

 

 

 

 

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SCENE: Woman with a clipboard.

WOMAN: New Year’s Resolution #163: Keep things simple! #164: Be Perfect! #165: Be even more Perfect!
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
Art: John Tartaglione Color: Allen Freeman

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