It’s Not You

It’s Not You

The joke in today’s comic comes from a comment on my site earlier this year by a very funny fan who goes by the moniker “fine jams and jellies since 1982.”

Jam (as I call him) frequently posts hilarious comments on my site. I’m pleased to present one of those comments today as actual Last Kiss dialogue. (Thanks, Jam!)

If you want more chuckles, check out Jam’s Last Kiss comments (along with those of Dave Dell and others) over the last year or so.

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “My Confidence Man” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

 

Transcript:

WOMAN (to man): It’s not you…or even me! It’s all the other men I’m sleeping with!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Dialogue by “Fine jams and jellies since 1982”

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “My Confidence Man” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

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WOMAN (to man): It’s not you…or even me! It’s all the other men I’m sleeping with!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Dialogue by “Fine jams and jellies since 1982”

Art by John Tartaglione from the story "My Confidence Man" in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

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I Like Women

I Like Women

Artist unknown. From the story “The Love that Failed” in FIRST KISS #25, 1962.

 

Transcript:

MAN (to woman): But, honey, I’ve changed! I like women now…almost as much as men!

1962 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Artist unknown. From the story “The Love that Failed” in FIRST KISS #25, 1962.

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MAN (to woman): But, honey, I’ve changed! I like women now…almost as much as men!

1962 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Artist unknown. From the story "The Love that Failed" in FIRST KISS #25, 1962.

Have a Rose from…The Bachelor

Have a Rose from…The Bachelor

Artist unknown, but possibly Bill Ward. From the story “Yesterday’s Darling” in BROADWAY ROMANCES #1, 1950.

Transcript:

MAN:Iit’s just like The Bachelor! The rose means I’m keeping you…for now!

WOMAN HOLDING ROSE: I feel so special!

1950 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson

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MAN:Iit’s just like The Bachelor! The rose means I’m keeping you…for now!

WOMAN HOLDING ROSE: I feel so special!

1950 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson

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Artist unknown, but possibly Bill Ward. From the story "Yesterday's Darling" in BROADWAY ROMANCES #1, 1950.

Easter Fools Day

Easter Fools Day

Happy Easter & Happy Fools Day from me and my pal Mike Pascale!

1962 artist unknown. From the story “The Love that Failed” in FIRST KISS #25.

 

Transcript:

WOMAN (with hand covering face) Easter and April Fool’s Day should never be on the same date!

NAKED GUY WITH BUNNY HEADGEAR: Wanna April Fool around?

1962 Artist Unknown Bunny Wrangler: Mike Pascale

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WOMAN (with hand covering face) Easter and April Fool’s Day should never be on the same date!

NAKED GUY WITH BUNNY HEADGEAR: Wanna April Fool around?

1962 Artist Unknown Bunny Wrangler: Mike Pascale

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Bunny Belief

Bunny Belief

Happy Easter! And many thanks and chocolate Easter eggs to photographer Allen Freeman and model Joe Phillips for use of the pun-worthy photo.

Transcript:

EASTER BUNNY: Don’t be an April Fool! Believe in the Easter Bunny…or the yolks will be on you!

Text ©2018 Last Kiss Inc
Photo @2018 Allen Freeman

Model: Joe Phillips Photo: Allen Freeman

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EASTER BUNNY: Don’t be an April Fool! Believe in the Easter Bunny…or the yolks will be on you!

Text ©2018 Last Kiss Inc
Photo @2018 Allen Freeman

Model: Joe Phillips Photo: Allen Freeman

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