Women Tell Me That A Lot
MAN: Women tell me that a lot! But when I kiss ‘em...very few actually barf!
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1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Tony Isabella‘s love for “Uncle Godzilla” isn’t exactly a secret.
For years Tony has been proclaiming himself “the pastor of the First Church of Godzilla.”
Kinky? Sure. But Tony assures me that I have nothing to worry about. (No virgins, giant moths or three-headed dragons were sacrificed in the making of today’s comic.)
I appreciate Tony’s passion for giant, god-like creatures. So expect more Gorgo comics to pop up here—occasionally—in the future.
Will they be religious experiences? I don’t know. But I’m sure they’ll be funny.
Now let us prey!
Transcript:
SCENE: Gorgo (a Godzilla like creature) attacks a movie crew that’s filming on a beach.
GORGO (thinking): Their Covid-19 numbers are climbing…and they have their beaches open! No social distancing! No masks! Uncle Godzilla definitely nailed it…about “the folly of man!”
1963 Art: Steve Ditko
Guest Dialogue: Tony Isabella
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Super fun (and dietary guidance) from Black Lightning creator Tony Isabella.
Transcript:
SCENE: Costumed superhero woman is changing in an alley when she spots a man and a woman talking.
SUPERHERO: My ex doesn’t realize it, but he’s hooking up with a villainess who will drain all his stamina. Oh, heck, he was a lousy boyfriend in and out of the sack. Who am I to deny a sister a light snack?
1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella
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Normally, I’d be in San Diego this week for Comic-Con International. But because of Covid-19, the con is strictly digital and therefore open to everyone. Check it out!
Comic-Con Digital Panels July 22-26.
I’m doing my own little celebration of comics this week. We start out today with some jungle comics fun. More genres to follow during the week!
Transcript:
SCENE: A woman in a skimpy jungle costume is tied by her wrists to a tree or stake as a two men struggle in the background. One of the man resembles Tarzan and the other appears to be an overweight hunter.
WOMAN: Hey! stop horsing around, guys! I’m over here! And look! I’m practically naked!
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More real fun from my real pal, the imaginary Tony Isabella!
Transcript:
SCENE: Ghostly woman’s floating head calls out to a man and woman in the foreground.
GHOST WOMAN: She’s not good enough for you! Let the tramp go!
OTHER WOMAN: I’m sorry, Johnny, but I can’t be with a man…who still has an imaginary friend! Especially one that’s such a bitch!
1962 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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