Happy Unbirthday

Happy Unbirthday

My thanks to Mike Pascale for writing this gag so that I can take my birthday off!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Ernesto R. Garcia from “You’re Fired, Darling!” Career Girl Romances #45, 1964. (No link to the original, vintage comic book this time. Unfortunately it’s not online.)

 

 

Transcript:

WOMAN #1: So how are you celebrating your birthday?

WOMAN #2: By pretending it’s not happening!

1964 Art: Ernesto R. Garcia Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Mike Pascale Bewitched, Birthday-ed & Bewildered: John Lustig

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WOMAN #1: So how are you celebrating your birthday?

WOMAN #2: By pretending it’s not happening!

1964 Art: Ernesto R. Garcia Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Mike Pascale Bewitched, Birthday-ed & Bewildered: John Lustig

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Old-Fashioned Girl

Old-Fashioned Girl

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Bill Ward from the story “I Danced with Heartbreak” in DIARY LOVES #9, 1951. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A woman smoking a cigarette in front of the Eiffel Tower.

WOMAN: I’m an old-fashioned girl! I don’t date married men…‘til after they get divorced!

1951 Art: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Background Photo: Alex Azabache Marriage Counselor: John Lustig

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SCENE: A woman smoking a cigarette in front of the Eiffel Tower.

WOMAN: I’m an old-fashioned girl! I don’t date married men…‘til after they get divorced!

1951 Art: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Background Photo: Alex Azabache Marriage Counselor: John Lustig

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Wrong Number?

Wrong Number?

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Celardo from the story “Stand-In for Love” in Intimate Love #24, Sept. 1953. Standard Comics. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Closeup of a woman talking on an old-fashioned telephone.

WOMAN: A wrong number? Not necessarily! Are you married? And, if not, how soon can you get here?

1953 Art: John Celardo Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Romance God: John Lustig

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SCENE: Closeup of a woman talking on an old-fashioned telephone.

WOMAN: A wrong number? Not necessarily! Are you married? And, if not, how soon can you get here?

1953 Art: John Celardo Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Romance God: John Lustig

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My Fault? Never!

My Fault? Never!

Ladies, please don’t be afraid to lie to me. Thank you!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Terrible Stranger” from BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.Curious about the original vintage comic book? Click the link to read the entire issue for free.

 

Transcript:

SMILING MAN: Women always say it’s not my fault when we break up!

SKEPTICAL WOMAN: And you believe them?

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Dialogue, Lettering and Excuses: John Lustig

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SMILING MAN: Women always say it’s not my fault when we break up!

SKEPTICAL WOMAN: And you believe them?

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Dialogue, Lettering and Excuses: John Lustig

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A New Idea

A New Idea

Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day!

 

 

 

Transcript:

The soft-minded man always fears change.

He…has an almost morbid fear of the new.

For him, the greatest
pain is the pain of
a new idea.

–Martin Luther King Jr.

Photo by Javier Allegue Barros on Unsplash

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The soft-minded man always fears change.

He...has an almost morbid fear of the new.

For him, the greatest
pain is the pain of
a new idea.

--Martin Luther King Jr.

Photo by Javier Allegue Barros on Unsplash

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