Me Tarzan, You…What?!!

Me Tarzan, You…What?!!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Frank Frazetta from the story “The Monsters from the Mists” in Thun’da, King of the Congo #1, Jan. 1952. Published by Magazine Enterprises. (It’s the only comic book that Frazetta drew from cover to cover. And it’s stunning stuff. But I’ll point out that some of the art in this comic book is decidedly non-PC in its depictions of the African natives.)

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SCENE: Goonish, jungle ape-man (Goober Tarzan) puts his hairy arms about a beautiful young woman wearing a fur, jungle dress. She reacts in alarm.

GOOBER: Me...Tarzan!


WOMAN: Me...Repulsed!

CAPTION: After Tarzan retired to a villa in France, his half-gorilla stepbrother (Goober Tarzan) took over the family jungle franchise. But things didn't go well at first. Or really ever!

1952 Art: Frank Frazetta Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Me...John Lustig

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The Hotel of…Mystery!

The Hotel of…Mystery!

A new Last Kiss by Tony Isabella & Allen Freeman!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “Good Ole Joe” in First Kiss #1, Dec. 1957. Published by Charlton. Story begins on Page 28.

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SCENE: A hotel bellman in the foreground. In the background a man is walking away from us. There are palm trees in the caption space.

CAPTION: Was Chief Bellman Hedrick checking out his boss’s shapely derriere? Did he suspect it was artificial?


CAPTION: Why was the concierge silent about finding Lady Butterworth-Flamingo’s body in her room...


CAPTION: Clutching a vintage copy of a Wendy the Good Little Witch comic book?


CAPTION: Was that lobby plant whispering “Feed Me”?

CAPTION: Don’t look at me for those answers.


CAPTION: I’m making this up as I go along.

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She’s Cavity Free!

She’s Cavity Free!

More fun from fan “fine jams and jellies since 1982!”

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “Good Ole Joe” in First Kiss #1, Dec. 1957. Published by Charlton. Story begins on Page 28.

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SCENE: Closeup of a man and woman kissing.

CAPTION: As a dentist, Ed often went above and beyond......when it came to checking for plaque deposits!

WOMAN (thinking): This is so cool! I never have to rinse and spit!

1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writers: “fine jams and jellies since 1982”
& John Lustig

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How to Apologize

How to Apologize

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “He Loves Me Not” in First Kiss #3, May 1958. Published by Charlton. The story begins on Page 14.

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WOMAN (talking to man): I'm right! You're wrong! See? Argument over! Now all you have to do is apologize! I’ll let you know when you can stop!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Character Color: Allen Freeman
Apologies for this Joke: John Lustig

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I Love You Forever

I Love You Forever

Original Vintage Art & Text

Inked by Dick Giordano. From the story “My Foolish Heart” in First Kiss #21, July 1961.Published by Charlton. The story begins on Page 27.

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SCENE: Woman in foreground sitting on the grass. In the background, a man looks away from us, off into the distance, lost in thought.

MAN: I know I said I’d love you forever! But that was yesterday!

CAPTION: Welcome to another exciting episode of...
Brief Attention Span Romances!

1961 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
ADHD Poster Boy: John Lustig

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