Men And Other Heels
Pretty woman, walking down the street.
Pretty woman, not sure I want to meet!
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WOMAN: Men are like shoes! I love breaking in a new pair!
Happy Us
So, you’re definition of happy is…
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WOMAN (speaking crossly to startled man): And I say...we’re happy!
Too young?
Is there anything better than reading comic books in bed with your sweetie? No, I didn’t think so.
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MAN: Best of all, we can spend our entire honeymoon in my bedroom...reading comics!
WOMAN: Oh, boy! Dibs on the bottom bunk!
WOMAN: Oh, boy! Dibs on the bottom bunk!
Money means nothing to me…
I didn’t think about it until now, but I could’ve done a President’s Day gag. What an opportunity! Hardly anyone does President’s Day comics. Hmm. I’m sure the woman in today’s comic is very patriotic. She probably collects money just for the pictures of the presidents on the bills. Her favorite? Woodrow Wilson on the legendary $100,000 bill!
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WOMAN: Darling, money means nothing to me...
WOMAN (again): Unless, you don’t have any!
WOMAN (again): Unless, you don’t have any!
Stimulus Package Valentine
Valentine’s Day is a major event in the Lustig household. It’s not well known, but without our lavish Valentine celebrations the candy, flower, stupid-but-adorable gift, and eatable panty industries would collapse.
But times are tough. So we’re praying that Congress includes a modest $1 billion (or two!) Valentine subsidy in the stimulus package. After all, even in desperate times like these, everyone should be able to afford romance…and eatable underwear.
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CAPTION: Happy Valentine’s Day!
WOMAN: Wow! You’re like...the ultimate stimulus package!
MAN: Let’s call Congress!
WOMAN: Wow! You’re like...the ultimate stimulus package!
MAN: Let’s call Congress!
