Fast Food Romance

Fast Food Romance

This is one of two Last Kiss comics that’ll appear in the “food” issue of the new Slam Bang anthology that debuts this weekend at the Small Press and Alternative Comics Expo (S.P.A.C.E.) I won’t be there, but Slam Bang publisher (and Last Kiss colorist) Allen Freeman will be selling Slam Bang at his table. Drop by, tell him you’re a Last Kiss fan, and get a free Last Kiss note card.

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SCENE, PANEL 1: A man and a woman drive up to a hot dog stand.

WOMAN: Another cheap date? Great! The more you save the sooner you can buy me...

SCENE, PANEL 2: The woman hold out her hand.

WOMAN: ...an engagement right!

MAN: Babe, right now, all I can offer you is an onion right!

SCENE, PANEL 3: Man munches on a hot dog as woman looks on.

MAN: But someday I’ll buy you a Diamond Ring as big as your
appetite! And we’ll be eatin’ fancy food that isn‘t served in a
paper bag!

WOMAN: Hot dog!

Budgeting For Love

Budgeting For Love

A diamond is not necessarily a man’s best friend…

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SCENE: A man and woman embrace passionately.

WOMAN: Our love is like a flawless diamond! So lovely! So exciting!

MAN: So sure to disappear...when I can't make the payments!

Picnic Delights

Picnic Delights

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SCENE: A man removes a picnic basket from the trunk of a car as a woman smiles and looks on.

MAN: Did I mention that I’m a gourmet chef!

WOMAN: Oops! I think I just misplaced my underwear!

You’re Amazing, Grace!

You’re Amazing, Grace!

Grace Von Tramp (aka “Amazing Grace”) knows that the secret to happiness is to love herself. Unfortunately, after a few instances of stalking and loving herself too vigorously, a restraining order was necessary.

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SCENE: Woman brushing her hair as she looks at herself in a mirror.

WOMAN: I’m so fabulous! I even amaze myself!

Good News! I Like Your Mom!

Good News! I Like Your Mom!

The Last Kiss Guide to Etiquette: Don’t French kiss your sweetie’s mom on the first date. Exchanging saliva is never okay…until at least the second date.

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SCENE: A man and woman are dancing. The woman has a sloppy smile and appears to have had quite a bit to drink.

WOMAN: I’m not much of a drinker! But you probably figured that out...when I French kissed your mom!

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