by John | May 13, 2010 | Uncategorized
This is the last single-panel gag I’ll be running for awhile. Starting Monday (May 17) I’ll be switching over to a three-week-long continuing story. And Last Kiss will appear twice as often–six times a week.
Why am I doing this? You can wait and find out Monday. Or you can read my blog now and find out!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman kissing passionately.
WOMAN: At last...I’m in love with only one man at a time!
MAN: Jeepers! Is it anyone I know?
by John | May 11, 2010 | Uncategorized
I could save a bundle tipping this way!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman stands in the doorway of a hotel room, looking in with displeasure as man inside kisses someone (could be a woman or a man) who is apparently a hotel employee.
WOMAN (thinks): Oh, honey! can’t you just tip for room service like everyone else?
MAN: (thinks): Hmm! Four-star service indeed!
by John | May 9, 2010 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A young woman is crying. An older woman has her arm around the young woman and is comforting her.
YOUNG WOMAN: Happy...without a man? I didn’t know it was an option!
by John | May 6, 2010 | Uncategorized
Thanks, Mom. I think you’re pretty swell too! Happy Mother’s Day!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A smiling woman holds up a happy baby.
MOM: You're perfect!
BABY (thinks): I know!
by John | May 4, 2010 | Uncategorized
I have this problem all the time. People love me for my beautiful mind and forget all about my beautiful body…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman is undressing.
WOMAN: Okay! You can stop loving me for my mind...for now!
