by John | Nov 9, 2010 | Uncategorized
Welcome to Virgin Err…the airline that makes you feel like it’s your first time. Flying Virgin is like a trip back in time. So–if you’re late–it isn’t our fault!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two women talking. One is in the background and looks worried. The other is in the foreground and is patting her hair as she smiles.
WORRIED WOMAN: Golly! Should my boyfriend and I stay virgins or…?
SMILING WOMAN: Well, you can! But trust me…it’s too late for him!
by John | Nov 7, 2010 | Uncategorized
Remember, kids, sex is only dirty and disgusting…if you’re doing it right.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman outside a building. They may be in an alley.
MAN: Sex outside marriage is…
disgusting!
WOMAN: So let’s go inside...where no one’ll see us!
by John | Nov 4, 2010 | Uncategorized
Since this comic deals (at least in passing) with superheroes, it’s only fitting that it has a secret origin. And this secret beginning began around 2001 (or 2002) when I met John Romita, Sr. at a comic convention.
I was pleasantly surprised (shocked really) when John told me that he read and enjoyed Last Kiss. Figuring he’d say no–but what the heck–I asked him if he’d be willing to draw a bit of new art for a Last Kiss comic.
After I picked myself off the floor, I realized that John said, “Yes.”
I don’t know if it was the shock or something akin to stage fright, but I didn’t write a script right away. Not my brightest move.
Months passed (Yes, blast it. Months!) before I approached John again and sheepishly mentioned the project. This time–having come to his senses–John politely bowed out. He basically said he was retired and this sounded too much like real work.
Fair enough. But I wasn’t about to let a little thing like that stop me.
After all, Last Kiss is all about taking old art and re-dialoging it. Would John mind if I used some of his old art?
Sure. No problem.
Fortunately, Marvel felt the same way and quickly granted permission to use the art. The strip made it’s web debut in 2002.
↓ TranscriptCAPTION: Welcome to the exciting world of comics--where all sentences end in exclamation marks! All wars end with knockout punches! And outrageous fantasies never end!
SCENE--PANEL 1: Male reporter interviews Stan Lee while a beautiful woman in a skimpy costume crouches on a desk in the background.
REPORTER: I'm here with Stan Lee and one of the many super-
heroes
who...
WOMAN: Me? A superhero?
STAN: Try again, True Believer!
SCENE--PANEL 2: Close up on reporter.
REPORTER: Oh, my! then you
must be a...
(gulp!)...
super villain, right?
SCENE--PANEL 3: We see the reporter, the woman and Stan. Stan is raising his hands, punching the air in celebration.
WOMAN: No! I'm just Stan's secretary! He says all the women who work in comics dress like this!
REPORTER: Sheer genius! And that's why Stan's the man!
STAN: Excelsior!
Art by John Romita, Sr.
by John | Nov 2, 2010 | Uncategorized
A Joan Crawford wannabe!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman looks upwards and smiles.
WOMAN: I want to be
the best mom an ungrateful brat
has ever bitched
about!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
by John | Oct 31, 2010 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young man and woman heading towards a big house.
MAN: My parents are gone! So now’s our chance…
WOMAN: At last! We can watch R-rated movies!
Penciller unknown. Inked by Dick Giordano
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