Mean Cuisine?

Mean Cuisine?

At the Last Kiss Restaurant (Le Cordon Blew,) we don’t believe in food poisoning. So—next time you under tip and get mysteriously sick—it’s your own darn fault.

Artist unknown. Original art from First Kiss #25, 1962.

Artist unknown. Original art from First Kiss #25, 1962.

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SCENE: Chef talking to an woman who's upset and has her hand in front of her face.

CHEF: Cheer up! Maybe you
aren’t pregnant! Maybe it’s food poisoning!

Artist unknown Color: Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

25.1.4.1

Fight for Sex

Fight for Sex

Art: Alice Kirkpatrick?         From All Romances #2, 1949.

Art: Alice Kirkpatrick? From All Romances #2, 1949.

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SCENE: Man and woman holding each other lovingly in each other's arms.

MAN: Wow! Makeup sex is great!
WOMAN: What can we fight about next?

Art: Alice Kirkpatrick? Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

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Infant Income

Infant Income

Art---possibly penciled and inked by Alice Kirkpatrick. All Romance #1, 1949.

Art—possibly penciled and inked by Alice Kirkpatrick. All Romance #1, 1949.

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SCENE: A smiling man is carrying a smiling woman in his arms.

MAN: Let’s have kids right away...so we can put ‘em to work paying off our student loans!

Art: Alice Kirkpatrick? Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2013

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Marriage? Maybe?

Marriage? Maybe?

Art by Dick Giordano from First Kiss #7, 1959.

Art by Dick Giordano from First Kiss #7, 1959.

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SCENE: A man and woman embracing on a moonlit night.

WOMAN: It can’t get any better than this…unless you propose. No pressure, though.

Art by Dick Giordano Color by Allen Freeman
©2010 Last Kiss Inc
7.2.5..

The Trouble with Men

The Trouble with Men

The other problem with men (see original art below) is that they occasionally mistake women for furniture.

Foot stools are particularly popular. But loveseats, shelving, and beds (queen-sized of course) are also common.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #4, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #4, 1958.

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SCENE: Extreme closeup of a woman crying.

WOMAN: Men always seem perfect ‘til you get to know them...and sleep with their friends!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

©2010 Last Kiss Inc

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