Affirmative Fang Action

Affirmative Fang Action

Here’s another fangtastic collaboration with my pal Mike Pascale!

Art by Ernesto R. Garcia from Career Girl Romances #45, 1968.

Art by Ernesto R. Garcia from Career Girl Romances #45, 1968.

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SCENE: Man with two puncture marks on his neck smiles and leans in check to cheek with female vampire.

MAN: I try to be positive!

VAMPIRE: But you’ll always be O-Negative!

Vampirization: Mike Pascale
Original Art: Ernesto R. Garcia Restoration: Diego Pereira

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Vampire Wedding

Vampire Wedding

Whip out your wooden stakes. Polish your crucifixes. Melt your silverware into bullets. Halloween is coming and no one is safe…

…from the silly, horror gags Mike Pascale and I have created.

On Monday—Vampire Romance!

Original art by Dick Giordano with possible assist by Vince Colletta. First appeared in First Kiss #6, 1958.

Original art by Dick Giordano with possible assist by Vince Colletta. First appeared in First Kiss #6, 1958.

(The original art was extended some years ago for me by Allen Freeman who drew in the tops of the characters heads.)

 

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SCENE: Vampire man and vampire woman embrace and smile at each other. Blood drips from their mouths and fangs.

MAN: We’ll save a fortune on our wedding! We won’t need photographers!

WOMAN: And, instead of champagne…we'll drink the guests!

Art: Dick Giordano (with possible assist by Vince Colletta) Additional art by Allen Freeman Vampirization: Mike Pascale

6.1.7.4
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Three Drinks Ago…

Three Drinks Ago…

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #21, 1961.

Click on image to enlarge. Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #21, 1961.

If you weren’t going to college? And you weren’t rich? And I weren’t pregnant? Uh, sure.

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SCENE: Man and woman almost lip to lip---about to kiss. Man is smiling. The woman has her eyes closed.

WOMAN: Wow! Three drinks ago I didn’t even like you!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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21.1.5.5


No Housework—Ever!

No Housework—Ever!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #4, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #4, 1958.

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WOMAN: No housework? Ever?

MAN: Yup! The doctor said my work ethic is terminal!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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4.2.5.4

Sexpert

Sexpert

Okay, you’re a reporter (in the original art) and you concoct a fake story about your boyfriend (a junior lawyer at a big law firm.) You make it sound like he’s the real legal genius–and not his boss. So, which of the following do you think will happen?

A. Your boyfriend’s boss offers him a partnership and a big raise.

B. Your boyfriend is fired and hates you.

C. Your editor at the newspaper fires you.

D. Your boyfriend AND you are both fired. Your boyfriend hates you. And you’re a loser!

E. You’re hired by Fox News and date Sean Hannity.

Artist unknown. Art from Ten-Story Love #204, 1955

Artist unknown. Art from Ten-Story Love #204, 1955.

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SCENE: Woman sitting at a desk, holding a piece of paper and a pencil. She's thinking.

WOMAN: Gotta pump up my resume! Should I add sex kitten…or porn star?

Art: Ken Rice Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

©2013 Last Kiss Inc
Ten-Story Love204.5.1
or Ten-Story Love204.6.1

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