Couple-Up Contest With William Van Horn

Couple-Up Contest With William Van Horn

It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for—even if you didn’t know it.

The Last Kiss Couple-Up Contest is back. And this time the guest caption is by Disney comics legend William Van Horn.

Enter on GoComics and/or the Last Kiss Facebook page.

Yes, you probably should read the rules and prize info first.

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A Contest for Lovers
Last Kiss Couple-Up

Legendary Disney comics writer-artist William Van Horn wrote the opening caption.

You write the dialogue to go with it!

Contest ends Feb. 17, 2014
10 a.m. PST.

Rules, prizes & details at
LastKissComics.com

Pencils: Charles Quinlan
Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Milkman Does Her Body? Good!

Milkman Does Her Body? Good!

Today’s comic is another gag from my IT’S ALWAYS BUCKY animation project with writer Jack Enyart.

For those of you with dirty, minds (my sort of people!) I found this gag—one of the few really funny milk-themed photos that doesn’t (sorry) show a giant set of breasts.

Meanwhile, back in 1961…

In the pursuit of a gag, I occasionally ask my artists to make major changes to the original vintage art. But today’s comic has been through more and bigger changes than most!

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SCENE: Blonde woman (Bucky's mom) is holding a bottle of milk land looking lustfully at the milkman.

WOMAN: Everybody needs milk...But THIS body needs THE MILKMAN!
Original Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Restoration, Color and Embellishments: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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Another panel from the Bucky animation project.

Act Your Own Age, Buster!

Act Your Own Age, Buster!

Yes, I’m crazy. Crazy about you, my amorous, ambiguously-aged vixen!

I worship the way your (fabulous!) arm flab vibrates…when you shovel vanishing cream on your (wonderful!) wrinkles and (awesome!) age spots.

I enjoy the way your (cute!) crow’s feet draw attention to your (beautiful!) beclouded eyes! (You should really get that checked, though.)

I love the way your (heavenly!) hips sway as you plod forward—using your (waterproof!) walker—to your (Chinese!) chiropractor!

Keep it up, my sweet, and someday you’ll be almost as young…as me!

Meanwhile, back in 1959…
See the original 1959 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Close-up of woman's face.
WOMAN: Act my age? My real age? Are you crazy?
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
11.1.5.4


Miserable Me

Miserable Me

Meanwhile, back in 1960…
See the original 1960 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Young woman is startled by a snake.

WOMAN: You killed my boyfriend? Darn! Now...who’ll take me to the prom?
Artist Unknown Color: Allen Freeman
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
17.4.3.1

Don’t Look, Mom!

Don’t Look, Mom!

Okay. That was embarrassing, but at least your mom gave everything back…Hey, where’s “Dildo Dick” and my tube of strawberry lube?

Meanwhile, back in 1959…
See the original 1959 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Woman looking into an open suitcase.

WOMAN: But, honey, if this is your mom’s stuff…who has my suitcase of sex toys?

Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

©2014 Last Kiss Inc
7.2.5.2

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