The Women Men Marry…

The Women Men Marry…

Art by Sid Green from the story "If I Lose You--" in NEW ROMANCES #13, 1952.

Art by Sid Green from the story “If I Lose You–” in NEW ROMANCES #13, 1952.

 
Transcript:

WOMAN: You’re the kind of girl men marry! But I’m the kind they wish they’d married!

1952 Art: Sid Greene Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon

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WOMAN: You’re the kind of girl men marry! But I’m the kind they wish they’d married!

1952 Art: Sid Greene Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon

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Delivered with a Smile

Delivered with a Smile

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio for the story "Condemned" in FIRST KISS #40, 1965.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio for the story “Condemned” in FIRST KISS #40, 1965.

 
Transcript:

NURSE: Great delivery! The mom didn’t need any drugs! And we only had to tranquilize the dad twice!

1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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NURSE: Great delivery! The mom didn’t need any drugs! And we only had to tranquilize the dad twice!

1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Cooking Sex

Cooking Sex

Original art by Nick Cardy from the story "Heart in the Kitchen" in BEST ROMANCE #7, 1952.

Original art by Nick Cardy from the story “Heart in the Kitchen” in BEST ROMANCE #7, 1952.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Woman stirring a bowl as a pot boils over on the stove behind her.

WOMAN (thinking): Darn! This is just like sex! Things keep exploding!

1952 Art: Nick Cardy Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon
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SCENE: Woman stirring a bowl as a pot boils over on the stove behind her.

WOMAN (thinking): Darn! This is just like sex! Things keep exploding!

1952 Art: Nick Cardy Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon
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Why Do I Have to Work So Hard?

Why Do I Have to Work So Hard?

Happy Labor Day! And many thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for both today’s joke and the additions to the art.

Artist unknown. Art from GREAT LOVER ROMANCE #16, 1954.

Artist unknown. Art from GREAT LOVER ROMANCE #16, 1954.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Man wearing a hardhat is kissing the neck of a woman who has her eyes closed.

MAN: Why do I have to work so hard to please you?

WOMAN: It’s Labor Day!

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SCENE: Man wearing a hardhat is kissing the neck of a woman who has her eyes closed.

MAN: Why do I have to work so hard to please you?

WOMAN: It’s Labor Day!

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I’m a Virgin

I’m a Virgin

Artist unknown. Art from AMERICA'S BEST COMICS #28, 1948.

Artist unknown. Art from AMERICA’S BEST COMICS #28, 1948.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Blonde woman winking.

WOMAN: I’m a virgin…most of the time!

1948 Art: Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Blonde woman winking.

WOMAN: I’m a virgin...most of the time!

1948 Art: Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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