Phoney Phallic Symbol

Phoney Phallic Symbol

Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Kid Sister Blues" in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Kid Sister Blues” in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.

MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!

SOUND: CRUNCH

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman

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SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.

MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!

SOUND: CRUNCH

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman

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Blind Date Lust

Blind Date Lust

Artist unknown. From Bride's Secrets #7, 1955.

Artist unknown. From Bride’s Secrets #7, 1955.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man wearing a blindfold kissing a woman.

MAN: So, this is blind lust?

WOMAN: Close enough!

1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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True Love?

True Love?

Art by Vince Colletta from the story "Rich Girl, Poor Guy" in BRIDES IN LOVE #14, 1959.

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Rich Girl, Poor Guy” in BRIDES IN LOVE #14, 1959.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman kissing.

WOMAN (thinking): all the lies and faked orgasms were worth it for…true love!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Man and woman kissing.

WOMAN (thinking): all the lies and faked orgasms were worth it for...true love!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Deep, Deep Soul Kiss

Deep, Deep Soul Kiss

Art by John Tartaglione. from the story "To Stella with Love" in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.

Art by John Tartaglione. from the story “To Stella with Love” in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman embracing (sort of) underneath a starry sky.

MAN: Great kiss! but…what was that thing you were doing at the end?

WOMAN: Gagging!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Man and woman embracing (sort of) underneath a starry sky.

MAN: Great kiss! but…what was that thing you were doing at the end?

WOMAN: Gagging!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Politics as Usual?

Politics as Usual?

Artist unknown. From AMERICA'S BEST COMICS #28, 1948.

Artist unknown. From AMERICA’S BEST COMICS #28, 1948.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Happy woman falling into a chair.

WOMAN: Yippee! I’ve slept with the whole class! Now I’m sure to be popular!

1948 Art: Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Happy woman falling into a chair.

WOMAN: Yippee! I’ve slept with the whole class! Now I’m sure to be popular!

1948 Art: Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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