by John | Nov 22, 2015 | Uncategorized
Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Kid Sister Blues” in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.
Transcript:
SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.
MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: CRUNCH
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.
MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: CRUNCH
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
31.5.3.1
by John | Nov 19, 2015 | Uncategorized

Artist unknown. From Bride’s Secrets #7, 1955.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man wearing a blindfold kissing a woman.
MAN: So, this is blind lust?
WOMAN: Close enough!
1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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by John | Nov 17, 2015 | Uncategorized

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Rich Girl, Poor Guy” in BRIDES IN LOVE #14, 1959.
Transcript:
SCENE: Man and woman kissing.
WOMAN (thinking): all the lies and faked orgasms were worth it for…true love!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman kissing.
WOMAN (thinking): all the lies and faked orgasms were worth it for...true love!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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by John | Nov 15, 2015 | Uncategorized

Art by John Tartaglione. from the story “To Stella with Love” in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.
Transcript:
SCENE: Man and woman embracing (sort of) underneath a starry sky.
MAN: Great kiss! but…what was that thing you were doing at the end?
WOMAN: Gagging!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman embracing (sort of) underneath a starry sky.
MAN: Great kiss! but…what was that thing you were doing at the end?
WOMAN: Gagging!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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by John | Nov 12, 2015 | Uncategorized

Artist unknown. From AMERICA’S BEST COMICS #28, 1948.
Transcript:
SCENE: Happy woman falling into a chair.
WOMAN: Yippee! I’ve slept with the whole class! Now I’m sure to be popular!
1948 Art: Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Happy woman falling into a chair.
WOMAN: Yippee! I’ve slept with the whole class! Now I’m sure to be popular!
1948 Art: Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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