Dumped by a Dimwit

Dumped by a Dimwit

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "The Magic Perfume" in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Magic Perfume” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958. Click image to enlarge.

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman putting perfume behind her ear while a woman and a man look on.

PERFUME WOMAN: My idiot boyfriend dumped me…just because I wanna get married…to someone else!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Dan McConnell

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SCENE: Woman putting perfume behind her ear while a woman and a man look on.

PERFUME WOMAN: My idiot boyfriend dumped me…just because I wanna get married…to someone else!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Dan McConnell

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Romance Strikes Out

Romance Strikes Out

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My wife is a big baseball fan. But I’m sure she wasn’t thinking about strike outs and batting averages when I proposed.
Well, almost sure.

Art by Jack Sparling from the story "Good-bye, My Love" in CINDERELLA LOVE #8, 1952.

Art by Jack Sparling from the story “Good-bye, My Love” in CINDERELLA LOVE #8, 1952.

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman having dinner—probably in a restaurant. The woman is wearing headphones. Two glasses of wine are on the table.

MAN: I-I’ve gotta ask before I l-loose my nerve…W-Will you m-marry me?

WOMAN: Whatever you said, can it wait ‘til after this inning?

VOICE FROM HEADPHONES: And here’s the pitch…

1952 Art: Jack Sparling Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Man and woman having dinner---probably in a restaurant. The woman is wearing headphones. Two glasses of wine are on the table.

MAN: I-I’ve gotta ask before I l-loose my nerve...W-Will you m-marry me?

WOMAN: Whatever you said, can it wait ‘til after this inning?

VOICE FROM HEADPHONES: And here’s the pitch...

1952 Art: Jack Sparling Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Hipster Sex

Hipster Sex

Art by Jack Sparling from the story "Good-bye, My Love" in CINDERELLA LOVE #8, 1952.

Art by Jack Sparling from the story “Good-bye, My Love” in CINDERELLA LOVE #8, 1952.

 

Transcript:

Sure, I’m a hipster! But, I still enjoy sex…in an ironic, bored sorta way!

1952 Art: Jack Sparling Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Sure, I’m a hipster! But, I still enjoy sex...in an ironic, bored sorta way!

1952 Art: Jack Sparling Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Hot Dog Surprise

Hot Dog Surprise

I’ve done this joke before, but I wasn’t really happy with it. Back then I used a cropped version of the first panel of art below. But I thought the art was too cluttered, not terribly attractive and that it distracted from the joke.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Dream Along with Me" in FIRST KISS #32, 1963.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Dream Along with Me” in FIRST KISS #32, 1963.

So, this time, I put together two panels of art—adding in the art below. It is, I think, a great reaction shot and really helps sell the gag!

Art by Dick Giordano and Vince Alascia from FRANK MERRIWELL AT YALE #1, 1955.

Art by Dick Giordano and Vince Alascia from FRANK MERRIWELL AT YALE #1, 1955.

Transcript:

SCENE: Two young guys. One is about to eat a hot dog and has it in his mouth. The other guy reacts startled.

GUY WITH HOT DOG: Phallic symbol? What’s that?

Vintage Art: Dick Giordano, Vince Alascia & Vince Colletta Studio

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SCENE: Two young guys. One is about to eat a hot dog and has it in his mouth. The other guy reacts startled.

GUY WITH HOT DOG: Phallic symbol? What’s that?

Vintage Art: Dick Giordano, Vince Alascia & Vince Colletta Studio

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Drinking for…Who?

Drinking for…Who?

Art by Jack Sparling? From the story "Bottled Headache" in GREAT LOVER ROMANCES #11, 1953.

Art by Jack Sparling? From the story “Bottled Headache” in GREAT LOVER ROMANCES #11, 1953. Click image to enlarge.

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman in cocktail dress and man in tuxedo talk. The woman is holding a cocktail.

WOMAN: I said I was drinking for two…not pregnant!

1953 Art: Jack Sparling? Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Woman in cocktail dress and man in tuxedo talk. The woman is holding a cocktail.

WOMAN: I said I was drinking for two…not pregnant!

1953 Art: Jack Sparling? Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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