by John | Jul 12, 2016 | Uncategorized
This is an updated version of a comic I did for the late, lamented Comics Buyer’s Guide back at the dawn of time when print publications weren’t just a fond memory. Eventually, I plan to put out a book collecting the best of my CBG comics. In the meantime, I’ll be running more of my CBG comics here from time to time.
Original Art:
The panels I used for today’s comic are both from the same 1959 story, but they weren’t adjacent in the original story. They were from different scenes. Here are are the originals with an extra panel of art to give context.

Art by Art Cappello & Vince Alascia from the story “A Kiss in the Dark” in FIRST KISS #11, 1959.
But does she get involved? Real involved? Heartbreakingly involved? You bet!

Art by Art Cappello & Vince Alascia from the story “A Kiss in the Dark” in FIRST KISS #11, 1959.
Transcript:
CAPTION: Most of the time, I’m The Woman Without Fear! Terrorists? Plagues? Running out of toilet paper during a prune festival? Nothing scares me! Nothing…except the scum of the universe: telemarketers!
PANEL 1, Scene: Distraught woman with her head hidden in one hand listens as the phone rings.
WOMAN: OMG! These phone fiends won’t leave me alone! I-I’ve got to fight back!
SOUND EFFECT: Ring! Ring!
PANEL 2, SCENE: The woman is now talking on the phone.
WOMAN: Hi! You’re raising money for a good cause? Great! Me too! I need millions for Millionless Millionaires! How much would you like to give?
SOUND EFFECT: Click!
CAPTION: Hello?…Hello?
1959 Art: Art Cappello & Vince Alascia
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↓ TranscriptCAPTION: Most of the time, I’m The Woman Without Fear! Terrorists? Plagues? Running out of toilet paper during a prune festival? Nothing scares me! Nothing...except the scum of the universe: telemarketers!
PANEL 1, Scene: Distraught woman with her head hidden in one hand listens as the phone rings.
WOMAN: OMG! These phone fiends won’t leave me alone! I-I’ve got to fight back!
SOUND EFFECT: Ring! Ring!
PANEL 2, SCENE: The woman is now talking on the phone.
WOMAN: Hi! You’re raising money for a good cause? Great! Me too! I need millions for Millionless Millionaires! How much would you like to give?
SOUND EFFECT: Click!
CAPTION: Hello?...Hello?
1959 Art: Art Cappello & Vince Alascia
FK11.3.4.3.4
by John | Jul 10, 2016 | Uncategorized

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “To Stella with Love” in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.
Transcript:
MAN (talking to woman): You love semen? You mean…like Popeye?
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Dan McConnell
3.1.2.3.DM
↓ TranscriptMAN (talking to woman): You love semen? You mean…like Popeye?
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Dan McConnell
3.1.2.3.DM
by John | Jul 7, 2016 | Uncategorized

Art thought to be by Jack Sparling. From the story “Bottled Heartache” in GREAT LOVER ROMANCES #11, 1953.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman drinking a cocktail as a man looks on.
WOMAN: My new diet plan? Booze!
MAN: Lost any weight?
WOMAN: Who the #@&* cares?
1953 Art: Jack Sparling? Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman drinking a cocktail as a man looks on.
WOMAN: My new diet plan? Booze!
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MAN: Lost any weight?
WOMAN: Who the #@&* cares?
1953 Art: Jack Sparling? Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
by John | Jul 5, 2016 | Uncategorized

Noel Neill’s 2015 Christmas card. Pictured with her friend Jack (Jimmy Olsen) Larson.
Noel Neill died last Sunday (July 3, 2016) at the age of 95. Although she made a film star long before she ever played Lois Lane, it was as Superman’s girlfriend that she became best known. Indeed, no actress—and some of them were quite good—was ever as closely associated with the Lois Lane character—or played her in as many different screen versions—as Noel.
Rerunning this comic might seem like a strange way to honor her. But I know Noel enjoyed the comic when it first appeared and it ended up being the reason I first met her. And later had a wonderful dinner with her in 2009.
My deepest thanks to Noel’s friend and biographer Larry Ward for taking care of her for some many years and making Noel—and countless fans—happy with her many convention appearances over the years.
Transcript:
PANEL #1, CAPTION: The Adventures
of Snooperman
(The Lost Episode):
Snooperman’s pals Jimminy Oldson and Lois Loon are investigating a story! But…
PANEL #2 (Lois Lane/Lois Loon and Jimmy Olsen/Jimminy Oldson are in a car talking.)
JIM: Gosh, Miss Loon, FOLLOWING A KILLER INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE IS ALWAYS FUN! BUT WHAT IF
it’s a trap?
LOIS: it better be! Nobody’s tied me up in days!
PANEL #3:
LOIS: Now Let’s go, Jimminy! And don’t forget…when Snooperman rescues us…
PANEL #4:
LOIS: I’m the only one who gets to thank him with a kiss!
JIM (thinking): ???
I’m re-running this 2009 comic in memory of the
wonderful Noel Neill who passed away on July 3, 2016
at the age of 95. Many actresses have played Lois Lane. But none will ever claim and personify the role as
thoroughly as Noel. –John Lustig
ART CODES: LoisLanePanel1 LoisLanePanel2 LoisLanePanel3
↓ Transcript
PANEL #1, CAPTION: The Adventures
of Snooperman
(The Lost Episode):
Snooperman's pals Jimminy Oldson and Lois Loon are investigating a story! But...
PANEL #2 (Lois Lane/Lois Loon and Jimmy Olsen/Jimminy Oldson are in a car talking.)
JIM: Gosh, Miss Loon, FOLLOWING A KILLER INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE IS ALWAYS FUN! BUT WHAT IF
it’s a trap?
LOIS: it better be! Nobody’s tied me up in days!
PANEL #3:
LOIS: Now Let’s go, Jimminy! And don’t forget...when Snooperman rescues us…
PANEL #4:
LOIS: I’m the only one who gets to thank him with a kiss!
JIM (thinking): ???
I’m re-running this 2009 comic in memory of the
wonderful Noel Neill who passed away on July 3, 2016
at the age of 95. Many actresses have played Lois Lane. But none will ever claim and personify the role as
thoroughly as Noel. --John Lustig
ART CODES: LoisLanePanel1 LoisLanePanel2 LoisLanePanel3
by John | Jul 3, 2016 | Uncategorized
Happy Fourth of July! Today’s wacky whimsy and enhanced art are courtesy of my pal and freelance genius Mike Pascale! Thanks, Mike!

Pencils by Dick Giordano. Inks by either Giordano or Vince Colletta. From the story “A Letter from Long Ago” in FIRST KISS #6, 1958.
Transcript:
SCENE: Young woman and Uncle Sam embrace as fireworks explode in the background.
WOMAN: You’re not sick about this election? How come?
UNCLE SAM: I’ve got a strong constitution!
1958 Pencils: Dick Giordano Inks: Giordano or Colletta
Special Effects & Eye-Poppin’ Optimism: Mike Pascale
6.1.7DarnSweater
6.1.7.1
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman and Uncle Sam embrace as fireworks explode in the background.
WOMAN: You’re not sick about this election? How come?
UNCLE SAM: I’ve got a strong constitution!
1958 Pencils: Dick Giordano Inks: Giordano or Colletta
Special Effects & Eye-Poppin’ Optimism: Mike Pascale
6.1.7DarnSweater
6.1.7.1