Early Halloween

Early Halloween

Today's Last Kiss photo-come

I love Halloween. The candy is tasty. The kids are cute. And the costumes are funky fun. But, most of all, I love that I get to write some wacky Halloween gags!

This Halloween, I’ve once again dialogued numerous horror-themed photos shot by my buddy—Allen Freeman.

For many years, Allen was my main Last Kiss colorist. But in recent years, the poor guy has made his living photographing beautiful women—such as the lovely Felina Vie above.

If Felina looks familiar, it might be because she’s a frequent magazine cover model. More importantly, of course, she’s also a Last Kiss t-shirt model!

Felina will be back in some even wilder shots next week. Don’t miss ’em. I think Allen and I will be serving up some real treats!

Transcript:

Scene: Beautiful Felina Vie poses with two human skulls.

FELINA: I started Halloween early…to get a head!

Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman

Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman

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Scene: Beautiful Felina Vie poses with two human skulls.

FELINA: I started Halloween early...to get a head!

Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman

Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman

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The Best Thing About Women…

The Best Thing About Women…

Art by John Tartaglione from the story "Too Many Sweethearts" in SWEETHEARTS #44, 1958.

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “Too Many Sweethearts” in SWEETHEARTS #44, 1958.

Transcript:

BLONDE WOMAN: The best thing about women? They’re not men!

1958 Artist: John Tartaglione Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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BLONDE WOMAN: The best thing about women? They're not men!

1958 Artist: John Tartaglione Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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First Class Lovin’

First Class Lovin’

Artist unknown. (But possibly Vince Colletta had a hand in the art.) From the story "The Time of Decision" from BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.

Artist unknown. (But possibly Vince Colletta had a hand in the art.) From the story “The Time of Decision” from BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.

Transcript:

SCENE: Pilot embracing a woman.

PILOT: Welcome to First Class!

WOMAN: I’ll never fly coach again!

1958 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Pilot embracing a woman.

PILOT: Welcome to First Class!

WOMAN: I'll never fly coach again!

1958 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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I Need a Man? Really?

I Need a Man? Really?

Art by Dick Giordano from the cover of CAREER GIRL ROMANCES #45, 1964.

Art by Dick Giordano from the cover of CAREER GIRL ROMANCES #45, 1964.

Transcript:

WOMAN (in a big city setting—thinking): Oh, dear! I need a man!but it’s been so long…I can’t remember why!

1964 Art: Dick Giordano Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Background photo: Brian Sudden

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WOMAN (in a big city setting---thinking): Oh, dear! I need a man!but it’s been so long...I can’t remember why!

1964 Art: Dick Giordano Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Background photo: Brian Sudden

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Love Me!!!

Love Me!!!

Artist unknown. From the story "Our Hearts Were Worlds Apart" in CINDERELLA LOVE #1, 1950.

Artist unknown. From the story “Our Hearts Were Worlds Apart” in CINDERELLA LOVE #1, 1950.

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman wearing turban is shouting, ranting.

WOMAN: What are you waiting for? Love Me!

1950 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon

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SCENE: Woman wearing turban is shouting, ranting.

WOMAN: What are you waiting for? Love Me!

1950 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon

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