Going Postal

Going Postal

Later this week, I’ll have a new Valentine’s Day cartoon that I cooked up with my pal Mike Pascale. But for now, here’s a slightly updated Valentine’s Day comic from the Last Kiss comic book series—way back in 2002.

And here’s the original 1962 published art:

Art by Dick Giordano from the cover of Love Diary #24, Nov. 1962.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Crying woman calls out to a letter carrier/postman who is holding some letters in front of a post box.

WOMAN: B-but you must have at least one Valentine for me! I’ve slept with every man in town!

POSTMAN: Well…uh, not every man!

1962 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Shane Fisher & John Lustig

Art Code: N45PostalDue

 

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SCENE: Crying woman calls out to a letter carrier/postman who is holding some letters in front of a post box.

WOMAN: B-but you must have at least one Valentine for me! I've slept with every man in town!

POSTMAN: Well...uh, not every man!

1962 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Shane Fisher & John Lustig

Art Code: N45PostalDue

Last Kiss Secrets

Last Kiss Secrets

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Dream Along with Me” in First Kiss #32, June 1963.

 

Transcript
CAPTION: Are your lovers leaving smaller and smaller wads of cash on your nightstand? Are you looking for love in all the wrong places…mostly because all the good street corners are already taken? Then it’s time you set your sights higher! Read Last Kiss to learn the secrets to happier, more financially rewarding romance!

SCENE: Woman #1 is looking in a mirror and adjusting her hair, getting ready for a date. In the background Woman #2 sits at a desk.

WOMAN #1: Since I’ve been reading Last Kiss, I’ve been getting “birthday” gifts from men every day!

WOMAN #2: Every day? You poor kid! Mine are delivered hourly! But then, I’m easy…to buy for! I accept anything…as long as it’s over two carats!

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio

Next: How to date yourself…and make it tax deductible!

Art Code: 32.1.3.2-3

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Transcript
CAPTION: Are your lovers leaving smaller and smaller wads of cash on your nightstand? Are you looking for love in all the wrong places...mostly because all the good street corners are already taken? Then it’s time you set your sights higher! Read Last Kiss to learn the secrets to happier, more financially rewarding romance!

SCENE: Woman #1 is looking in a mirror and adjusting her hair, getting ready for a date. In the background Woman #2 sits at a desk.

WOMAN #1: Since I’ve been reading Last Kiss, I’ve been getting “birthday” gifts from men every day!

WOMAN #2: Every day? You poor kid! Mine are delivered hourly! But then, I’m easy…to buy for! I accept anything…as long as it’s over two carats!

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio

Next: How to date yourself…and make it tax deductible!

Art Code: 32.1.3.2-3


Holy Sex?

Holy Sex?

Art by The Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Magic Perfume” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

 

Transcript:

MAN: I’ve never had anyone scream “Thank God” so much during sex!

WOMAN: Well, I’m very religious!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Dan McConnell

Art Code: 5.1.1.3DM

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Transcript:

MAN: I’ve never had anyone scream “Thank God” so much during sex!

WOMAN: Well, I’m very religious!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Dan McConnell

Art Code: 5.1.1.3DM

Look at Mom

Look at Mom

Curious about the story this art comes from? You can read the entire story and the rest of the vintage comic book here on the free comics site, ComicBookPlus.com.

Art by Bob Powell & Howard Nostrand from the story “The Girl in the Moonpool” in Chamber of Chills #11, Aug. 1952.

 

Transcript:

OLD WOMAN IN WOODS: They say, to know what a girl will look like when she’s old, meet her mom! Fortunately for you, my mom looks great!

1952 Art: Bob Powell & Howard Nostrand Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk508

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Transcript:

OLD WOMAN IN WOODS: They say, to know what a girl will look like when she’s old, meet her mom! Fortunately for you, my mom looks great!

1952 Art: Bob Powell & Howard Nostrand Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk508

People Who Aren’t as Smart as You

People Who Aren’t as Smart as You

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “One Too Many Heartbreaks” in FIRST KISS #39, 1964.

 

 

TRANSCRIPT:

CAPTION: Unlike you, most people are already having trouble keeping their New Year’s resolutions! Why? Well, frankly they’re not as smart as you! (And not as easily flattered either!) Take Bob for instance…please!

UNIDENTIFIED MAN: Hi, Bob! Why the long face?

WOMAN: Oh, he’s just grumpy because of his New Year’s resolution! He’s giving up comics…to make me happy! Not more than hot, wild love with me!

BOB: Actually, I’d settle for a mildly arousing handshake if I could just keep reading Last Kiss!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “One Too Many Heartbreaks” in FIRST KISS #39, 1964.

Art Codes: 39.1.4.4 & 39.1.4.5

 

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CAPTION: Unlike you, most people are already having trouble keeping their New Year’s resolutions! Why? Well, frankly they’re not as smart as you! (And not as easily flattered either!) Take Bob for instance…please!

UNIDENTIFIED MAN: Hi, Bob! Why the long face?

WOMAN: Oh, he’s just grumpy because of his New Year’s resolution! He’s giving up comics...to make me happy! Not more than hot, wild love with me!

BOB: Actually, I’d settle for a mildly arousing handshake if I could just keep reading Last Kiss!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story "One Too Many Heartbreaks" in FIRST KISS #39, 1964.

Art Codes: 39.1.4.4 & 39.1.4.5




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