by John | Sep 10, 2019 | Uncategorized
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.
Transcript:
WOMAN WITH A COMPACT PUTTING ON LIPSTICK: Being me takes forever…but I’m worth it!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Character Color: Allen Freeman
8.1.6.2
↓ TranscriptWOMAN WITH A COMPACT PUTTING ON LIPSTICK: Being me takes forever...but I’m worth it!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Character Color: Allen Freeman
8.1.6.2
by John | Sep 8, 2019 | Uncategorized
Art by Matt Baker from Canteen Kate #2, Aug. 1952.
Transcript:
WOMAN: I’m looking for the world’s sexiest man! Are you him? Oddly, most men say “yes!”
1952 Art: Matt Baker Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson
KW.lk2
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: I’m looking for the world’s sexiest man! Are you him? Oddly, most men say “yes!”
1952 Art: Matt Baker Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson
KW.lk2
by John | Sep 5, 2019 | Uncategorized
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Barren Years” Page 5 in First Kiss #32, June 1963.
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Barren Years” Top of Page 6 in First Kiss #32, June 1963.
Transcript:
CAPTION: Do you have a super power? And, if so, what is it?
Super strength, super speed, the ability to see through women’s clothing…they’re all so common! So obvious! But what if your power is more obscure? For instance…
SCENE, Panel 1: A man and a woman are in their bathing suits next to a swimming pool. The man grasps the woman’s shoulder.
MAN: It’s your lucky day, doll! Your dreamboat just sailed into port! And I’m ready to drop my anchor!
WOMAN (thinking): Ugh! It’s Hal! The other girls warned me…but I never dreamed it would be this bad! I don’t want to be rude, but…
SCENE, Panel 2: Woman pushes man into the swimming pool.
WOMAN: Shove off, sailor!
MAN (thinking): <Groan!> Whatever my secret power is…it’s not super popularity! Why can’t I ever get
a date?
CAPTION: So goes the latest heartbreaking saga of Major Halitosis…the hero without a clue!
Stay tuned for the next exciting adventure…“If This Breath Mint Be Mine!”
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio
32.3.5
↓ TranscriptCAPTION: Do you have a super power? And, if so, what is it?
Super strength, super speed, the ability to see through women’s clothing…they’re all so common! So obvious! But what if your power is more obscure? For instance…
SCENE, Panel 1: A man and a woman are in their bathing suits next to a swimming pool. The man grasps the woman's shoulder.
MAN: It's your lucky day, doll! Your dreamboat just sailed into port! And I’m ready to drop my anchor!
WOMAN (thinking): Ugh! It’s Hal! The other girls warned me…but I never dreamed it would be this bad! I don’t want to be rude, but…
SCENE, Panel 2: Woman pushes man into the swimming pool.
WOMAN: Shove off, sailor!
MAN (thinking): <Groan!> Whatever my secret power is…it’s not super popularity! Why can’t I ever get
a date?
CAPTION: So goes the latest heartbreaking saga of Major Halitosis…the hero without a clue!
Stay tuned for the next exciting adventure...“If This Breath Mint Be Mine!”
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio
32.3.5
by John | Sep 1, 2019 | Uncategorized
Happy Labor Day! And many thanks to my hard-working pal Mike Pascale for both the help on today’s joke and the additions to the art.
Artist unknown. Art from GREAT LOVER ROMANCE #16, 1954.
Transcript:
SCENE: Man wearing a hardhat is kissing the neck of a woman who has her eyes closed.
MAN: My Labor Day project?it’s…you!
WOMAN: Then work me, baby! Work me hard!
1954 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Hard Hat, Hard Laughs & Hard Labor: Mike Pascale
DJP.lk87A.400.MP.LaborDay2015
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man wearing a hardhat is kissing the neck of a woman who has her eyes closed.
MAN: My Labor Day project?it’s...you!
WOMAN: Then work me, baby! Work me hard!
1954 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Hard Hat, Hard Laughs & Hard Labor: Mike Pascale
DJP.lk87A.400.MP.LaborDay2015
