Grave Concerns

Grave Concerns

Today's Last Kiss

Here’s the first of several fun, horror photos by awesome Allen Freeman that I dialogued and will be running through Halloween. Want more fun? Check out model Cat Cello’s Facebook page.

I also have some other cool (non-photo) Halloween comics coming up. So, I hope you come back for the boos.

 

Transcript:

WOMAN DRESSED LIKE A SPOOKY BRIDE: I have grave concerns about our relationship!

Model: Cat Cello Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2019 Last Kiss Inc. Photo: ©2019 Allen Freeman

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WOMAN DRESSED LIKE A SPOOKY BRIDE: I have grave concerns about our relationship!

Model: Cat Cello Photo: Allen Freeman
Text ©2019 Last Kiss Inc. Photo: ©2019 Allen Freeman


A Spot? That Sucks!

A Spot? That Sucks!

Today's Last Kiss Comic: A Spot? That Sucks!

Adv.-Into-the-Unknown-#21

Art by Ken Bald from Adventures Into the Unknown #21, July 1951.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman staring in horror into a mirror at a pimple on her nose. She doesn’t notice that vampire is coming towards her through a window.

WOMAN: Oh, dear God…no! I’ve got a pimple!

1951 Art: Ken Bald Restoration: John Lustig

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SCENE: Woman staring in horror into a mirror at a pimple on her nose. She doesn't notice that vampire is coming towards her through a window.

WOMAN: Oh, dear God...no! I've got a pimple!

1951 Art: Ken Bald Restoration: John Lustig

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The Legion of Superfluous Heroes

The Legion of Superfluous Heroes

Today's Last Kiss Comic

Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952.

 

Transcript:

CAPTION: Death be not proud…or forever when you’re a superhero. But it sure sells comics! And here at Last Kiss, we’re anxious to give you readers what you so obviously desire: gratuitous death on an epic scale! Having a limited budget, though, we’ll have to use an old radio show trick and depend on you to supply the multi-million special effects…and most of the all-star, over-paid cast as well! Ready? Here goes!

PANEL #1: Lightning

SOUND: Zap

SOUND: Look out! It’s…

SOUND: Arrrggh!

SOUND: Yikes!

SOUND: Nooooo!

SOUND: Iiieeee!

PANEL 2: In a graveyard, a crying woman is comforted by a man. In the background, two men work with shovels to fill in a grave.

WOMAN: The entire Legion of Superfluous Heroes wiped out…in a bloody, depraved battle! Who’ll protect us from mindless carnage now?

MAN: Not the Comics Code! That’s for sure!!

CAPTION: Next: The Society of Stupid Pet Tricks gets neutered!

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Right Panel Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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CAPTION: Death be not proud…or forever when you’re a superhero. But it sure sells comics! And here at Last Kiss, we’re anxious to give you readers what you so obviously desire: gratuitous death on an epic scale! Having a limited budget, though, we’ll have to use an old radio show trick and depend on you to supply the multi-million special effects…and most of the all-star, over-paid cast as well! Ready? Here goes!

PANEL #1: Lightning

SOUND: Zap

SOUND: Look out! It's...

SOUND: Arrrggh!

SOUND: Yikes!

SOUND: Nooooo!

SOUND: Iiieeee!

PANEL 2: In a graveyard, a crying woman is comforted by a man. In the background, two men work with shovels to fill in a grave.

WOMAN: The entire Legion of Superfluous Heroes wiped out...in a bloody, depraved battle! Who’ll protect us from mindless carnage now?

MAN: Not the Comics Code! That’s for sure!!

CAPTION: Next: The Society of Stupid Pet Tricks gets neutered!

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Right Panel Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Make America Pretty Again

Make America Pretty Again

 

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Hidden Love” in First Kiss #26, June 1962.

 

 

Transcript:

FEMALE FLIGHT ATTENDANT: I love witness protection!

OTHER WOMAN: I’m so glad we blew the whistle on Dad…before he threw us under the bus! I shudder remembering the tread marks on Ivanka and Jared!

1962 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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FEMALE FLIGHT ATTENDANT: I love witness protection!

OTHER WOMAN: I’m so glad we blew the whistle on Dad...before he threw us under the bus! I shudder remembering the tread marks on Ivanka and Jared!

1962 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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Hounded

Hounded

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Take Me Back” in First Kiss #38, July 1964.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Man clutching a woman who doesn’t look happy with him.

MAN: I need love!

WOMAN: Buy a dog!

1964 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Man clutching a woman who doesn't look happy with him.

MAN: I need love!

WOMAN: Buy a dog!

1964 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman

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