Those Lucky, Happy Hookers

Those Lucky, Happy Hookers

Today's Last Kiss

Vintage art and text.

Inks by Dick Giordano from the story Heartbreaker in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Young woman crying as her mother comforts her.

YOUNG WOMAN: Oh, Mom! He’s spending all his money on hookers!

MOTHER: That bum! I’ve been sleeping with him for free!

1960 Inks: Dick Giordano Color on Characters: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Young woman crying as her mother comforts her.

YOUNG WOMAN: Oh, Mom! He's spending all his money on hookers!

MOTHER: That bum! I've been sleeping with him for free!

1960 Inks: Dick Giordano Color on Characters: Allen Freeman

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Fashion Review from Your Cat

Fashion Review from Your Cat

Today's Last Kiss comic

Original Art & Text.

Artist and series title unknown. I am no longer certain this originally appeared in 1954.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman putting on some stockings while a cat sits nearby on a chair licking his/her paw.)

CAT (thinking): Her legs look fabulous in those stockings. Should I claw them now…or hold off ‘til she and her date are walking out the door?

1954 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Woman putting on some stockings while a cat sits nearby on a chair licking his/her paw.)

CAT (thinking): Her legs look fabulous in those stockings. Should I claw them now...or hold off ‘til she and her date are walking out the door?

1954 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella


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Smart or Stupid?

Smart or Stupid?

Today's Last Kiss comic

Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in New Romances #14, 1952.

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MAN: I’m not so dumb! After all, I’m dating you!

WOMAN (thinks): Stupid me!

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story "Kiss and Run" in New Romances #14, 1952.

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What…Me Worry?

What…Me Worry?

Today's Last Kiss comic

If only dealing with “the virus” was this easy. Stay safe, folks!

With Love & Humor from Ground Zero (Seattle),

John Lustig

1948 artist unknown. From the Glory Forbes story in Rangers Comics #39.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Worried looking woman.

TEXT: Don’t Worry!

All Last Kiss comics are now certified 100-percent virus free.*

*Except for one comic in 2012. (It was sick humor and ended up with more viruses than your mom’s computer! So don’t read it!)**

**Darn it! You read it, didn’t you?

Now you’ll have to wash your brain for at least 20 seconds. Remember, a well-washed brain is a safe brain.

Afterwards, rest your brain. Don’t think! Just read Last Kiss and we’ll do your thinking for you!

1948 Artist unknown, but might be Matt Baker Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Worried looking woman.

TEXT: Don't Worry!

All Last Kiss comics are now certified 100-percent virus free.*

*Except for one comic in 2012. (It was sick humor and ended up with more viruses than your mom’s computer! So don’t read it!)**

**Darn it! You read it, didn’t you?

Now you’ll have to wash your brain for at least 20 seconds. Remember, a well-washed brain is a safe brain.

Afterwards, rest your brain. Don’t think! Just read Last Kiss and we’ll do your thinking for you!

1948 Artist unknown, but might be Matt Baker Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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She’s Having a Ball

She’s Having a Ball

Original art & text.

Inks (and possibly pencils) by Dick Giordano from the cover of Love Diary #33, June 1964.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A bowling alley. A woman in the foreground is holding a bowling ball and smiling at a man who is holding her, showing her how to bowl. In the background, another woman looks on in a huff and with her hands on her hips.

WOMAN IN BACKGROUND (thinking): Look at her! Pretending she doesn’t know how to handle balls!

1964 Inks & Possibly Pencils: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Love Diary #33 Cover

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SCENE: A bowling alley. A woman in the foreground is holding a bowling ball and smiling at a man who is holding her, showing her how to bowl. In the background, another woman looks on in a huff and with her hands on her hips.

WOMAN IN BACKGROUND (thinking): Look at her! Pretending she doesn’t know how to handle balls!

1964 Inks & Possibly Pencils: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Love Diary #33 Cover



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