Breast Thanksgiving Ever!

Breast Thanksgiving Ever!

I’ll be posting a new Thanksgiving comic tomorrow. But today’s comic is a golden oldie from the ancient past—of 2014. Mike Pascale and I have teamed up on a lot of holiday gags over the years. This is one of my favorites.

 

Original Art & Dialogue

Artist Unknown. From the story “The Love that Failed” in FIRST KISS #25, 1962

 

 

SCENE: Pilgrim man talking to a Pilgrim woman who has her hand over her face in disbelief at what he’s saying.

PILGRIM MAN: But…you said to “grab a breast!”

PILGRIM WOMAN: I meant the turkey’s…not my sister’s!

1962 Artist Unknown Pilgrim Cosplay: Mike Pascale

25.1.4.1

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SCENE: Pilgrim man talking to a Pilgrim woman who has her hand over her face in disbelief at what he's saying.

PILGRIM MAN: But...you said to "grab a breast!"

PILGRIM WOMAN: I meant the Turkey's...not my sister's!

1962 Artist Unknown Pilgrim Cosplay: Mike Pascale

25.1.4.1

Hounded

Hounded

Many thanks to Bruce Simon for permission to use art from his fine collection of early 20th Century dog cartoons: The Lady Who Used to Feed Him Moved Away: and other incredibly sad dog cartoons.*

Yes, they really are—incredibly sad dog comics. But they’re good & sad. (Or sad and good.) And they’re by some of the masters of that era’s cartoonists: J.R. Williams, Clare Briggs, H.T. Webster, and Edwina Dumm.

I’m hoping that someday Bruce will come out with a companion book: The Cat Ignored Them; and more tales of feline indifference.

*By the way, the book is listed on Amazon incorrectly by the title: The Lady Who Used to Feed Her Moved Away: and more unberarably sad dog cartoons

Original Art:

Art by H.T. Webster

 

↓ Transcript
Many thanks to Bruce Simon for permission to use art from his fine collection of early 20th Century dog cartoons:

The Lady Who Used to Feed Her Moved Away: and more unberarably sad dog cartoons

(Listed incorrectly by the title:

The Lady Who Used to Feed Her Moved Away: and more unberarably sad dog cartoons

Star Sex

Star Sex

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “Good Ole Joe” in FIRST KISS #1, 1957.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Exterior of a passenger jet in flight.

VOICE #1 (from plane): After we joined the Mile-High Club, we kept going up…all the way to the Seven-Mile Club! What’s next?

VOICE #2 (from plane): Isn’t it obvious? Space! The Final Frontier!

1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman

1.6.4.4

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SCENE: Exterior of a passenger jet in flight.

VOICE #1 (from plane): After we joined the Mile-High Club, we kept going up...all the way to the Seven-Mile Club! What’s next?

VOICE #2 (from plane): Isn't it obvious? Space! The Final Frontier!

1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman

1.6.4.4



The Queen’s Gambit

The Queen’s Gambit

By the way, I titled this one The Queen’s Gambit—-inspired in part by the terrific Netflix series of the same name. As it turns out, I finished watching the last episode of the series tonight and it was even better than I was hoping for.

The series has more meaning if you know chess—-especially if you’ve gone to some chess tournaments. (I was chess coordinator at my kiddo’s school.) But it’s a terrific series even if you don’t know a rook from a bishop.

The original art as it appeared in FIRST KISS #20 (1961) by Vince Colletta.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A woman is crying and is holding her head in her hands—her fingers over her face.

WOMAN: Me? A drama queen? Sweet Mother of God! Why would you say that?!!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman

20.1.2.4

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SCENE: A woman is crying and is holding her head in her hands---her fingers over her face.

WOMAN: Me? A drama queen? Sweet Mother of God! Why would you say that?!!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman

20.1.2.4

Rampaging Sex

Rampaging Sex

Original art possibly by Charles Sultan. Cover of Jungle Comics, published by Fiction House, April 1940.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Kaanga tries to stop a rampaging rhino. Tied to the rhino’s back is a woman.

KAANGA: So…feeling horny yet?

WOMAN: Yes! But…not for you!

RHINO: Grunt*

CAPTION: *I’m always horny. But I guess no one cares.

1940 Artist: Charles Sultan?
Restoration: John Lustig

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SCENE: Kaanga tries to stop a rampaging rhino. Tied to the rhino's back is a woman.

KAANGA: So...feeling horny yet?

WOMAN: Yes! But...not for you!

RHINO: Grunt*

CAPTION: *I'm always horny. But I guess no one cares.

1940 Artist: Charles Sultan?
Restoration: John Lustig

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