From Cheeky to Sexcess

From Cheeky to Sexcess

Another guide to matrimonial happiness courtesy of Tony Isabella!

Art by Dick Giordano from Just Married #53, July 1967

 

Transcript:

SCENE: As the priest pronounces them married, the groom kisses the bride–on the cheek.

PRIEST: I now
pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Reginald Bogglebottom. You may kiss the bride!

BRIDE (thinks): On the cheek?! his boy’s
got some learning to do! Tonight, after the reception…I’ll probably have to draw him a map!

1967 Art: DICK GIORDANO Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer & Matriomonial Map Maker: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: As the priest pronounces them married, the groom kisses the bride--on the cheek.

PRIEST: I now
pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Reginald Bogglebottom. You may kiss the bride!

BRIDE (thinks): On the cheek?! his boy’s
got some learning to do! Tonight, after the reception...I’ll probably have to draw him a map!

1967 Art: DICK GIORDANO Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer & Matriomonial Map Maker: Tony Isabella

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And the Trophy Goes to…

And the Trophy Goes to…

Artist unknown. From the story “Suddenly…It’s Love” in First Kiss #19, 1961.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Young woman writing with pen and paper at a desk or table.

LETTER: “Dear Mom:
Good news! I’ve been offered a summer job as a trophy wife!”

1961 Artist Unknown Color: Dan McConnell

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SCENE: Young woman writing with pen and paper at a desk or table.

LETTER: “Dear Mom:
Good news! I’ve been offered a summer job as a trophy wife!”

1961 Artist Unknown Color: Dan McConnell

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Bed, Bra and Beyond

Bed, Bra and Beyond

Original, Published Art & Text

Artist Unknown. From the story “Enchanted Love” in Intimate Love #25, Nov. 1953.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman lying in bed.

WOMAN (thinking): I’d love
to remove my
makeup and bra! But I’ve gotta look my best…in case
a man wanders into my room some night!

1953 Artist Unknown Everything Else: John Lustig

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SCENE: Woman lying in bed.

WOMAN (thinking): I’d love
to remove my
makeup and bra! But I’ve gotta look my best…in case
a man wanders into my room some night!

1953 Artist Unknown Everything Else: John Lustig

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You? U? UUU!!

You? U? UUU!!

More Last Kiss fun for you (and U) from pinch-hitting writer Tony Isabella!

Art by Dick Giordano for the cover of Three Nurses #21, Nov. 1963.
(Scanned from the black & white photostat of the color cover.)

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Female nurse bends over a hospital bed to talk to a disturbed male patient who is in the bed.

CAPTION: Doctor Doctor gave Andrew the news. He had a bad case of loving U’s!

CAPTION: And unfortunately…it was contagious!

PATIENT: Utterly unacceptable!

NURSE: Unbelievable!

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Three Nurses #21

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SCENE: Female nurse bends over a hospital bed to talk to a disturbed male patient who is in the bed.

CAPTION: Doctor Doctor gave Andrew the news. He had a bad case of loving U's!

CAPTION: And unfortunately...it was contagious!

PATIENT: Utterly unacceptable!

NURSE: Unbelievable!

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Trickle Down Spending

Trickle Down Spending

Vintage Art & Text:

Art by Jack Sparling from the story “Kisses $1” in Great Lover Romances #15, Feb. 1954.

 

 

 

Transcript:

Scene: Image of many $100-bills in the background. Woman in foreground looks out at the reader.

WOMAN: I know
you love the trickle down theory,
Dear! So I’m
spending all your money to stimulate the economy! See? Everyone wins!

1954 Art: Jack Sparling Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Background Photo: Giorgio Trovato Everything Else: John Lustig

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Scene: Image of many $100-bills in the background. Woman in foreground looks out at the reader.

WOMAN: I know
you love the trickle down theory,
Dear! So I’m
spending all your money to stimulate the economy! See? Everyone wins!

1954 Art: Jack Sparling Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Background Photo: Giorgio Trovato Everything Else: John Lustig

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