by John | Mar 6, 2014 | Blog
Art by Sid Greene from Diary Loves #2, 1949.
I’ll only keep Tiffany, Tipsy and Titsy for a day. Maybe two. A month at most.
Honestly, I’m not attracted to beautiful women. I’d rather be with you. But what can I do?
If I don’t personally select the women for my stripper bar, how can I be sure they’re fine, upright—except when they’re hanging on poles—double D (for decent) and mostly moral maidens?
Trust me, my dear, the world is not ready for exotic dancers with loose morals!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Mar 4, 2014 | Blog
Pencils possibly by Charles Nicholas. Inks by Vince Colletta. From Brides in Love #10, 1958.
And it wasn’t just the office either. I’d trained a girl to take my place at home too!
No more chores. No more awkward family dinners. No more cramped sex in the closet with the chess team!
From now on, I was going to get what I wanted…with whom I wanted…wherever I wanted.
And the first thing I wanted was a new dress…and a fancy bra that said “Good to the last cup!”
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Mar 2, 2014 | Blog
Art possibly by Charles Nicholas & Dick Giordano. From Brides in Love #13, 1959.
Fortunately, her husband was the parson of the Church of Heavenly Pure Passion. (Motto: “God is love. So make God as often as possible.”)
So could she be happy? You bet!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Feb 27, 2014 | Blog
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #7, 1959.
Men are like fish. Some are good catches—the kind you want to take home and mount…on your wall or whatever.
And others are scaly, slimy, smelly mistakes–undersized and sorta icky. Those are the ones you just want to throw back into the lake—after they pay for dinner, of course.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See this art revamped and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Feb 25, 2014 | Blog
Artist unknown. From Great Lover Romance #16, 1954.
Oh, Clem. When you kiss me like that—a little lower, please—it’s better than free cocktails at an under-age bar!
And then, when you kiss me like that—more tongue, Honey—it’s sweeter than a snow day on the first day of summer reform school. (Did I mention that I’m still 17…before we crossed the state line?)
And when you kiss me like THAT—keep going, Babe, you’ll get the hang of it yet—it almost makes me regret that you’re marrying my sister.
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the modern version of this art with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
