We’re the Best—Especially Me

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.

I like your silences—mostly because I know you’re thinking about me and how wonderful I am.

Obviously, I’m too wonderful for mere words!

In case you’re wondering, my silences are just like yours. I’m thinking about how wonderful I am too!

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

All Brides Cry

Art by Oscar Novelle in JUST MARRIED #56, 1968.

Art by Oscar Novelle in JUST MARRIED #56, 1968.

Later on, though—if I’m crying—you should probably worry. For instance, worry if I’m…

—Crying before sex.

—Crying during sex.

—Crying after sex.

—Crying if we’re not having sex at all. (Hmm. I guess you’ll be the one crying then. So that doesn’t count. It’s probably not important.)

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Last Kiss at Emerald City 2014

Emerald City Comicon: March 28-30, 2014. Last Kiss will be at Booth #1316.

Emerald City Comicon: March 28-30, 2014. Last Kiss will be at Booth #1316.

Yippee! Emerald City Comicon is March 28-30 and that means I’ve got a good excuse to get out of the office. Even better, I get to meet and talk to fans.

I’ll be at the Last Kiss Booth (#1316)—surrounded by lots of cool Last Kiss merchandise—all three days.

Please come by and say, “Howdy!”

—John Lustig

I Never Gossip

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from "The Terrible Stranger" in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from “The Terrible Stranger” in BRIDES IN LOVE #10, 1958.

Gossip is a terrible thing.

I know because that’s what my best friend, Louise Friskybiscuit, said when I discovered she was cheating on her boyfriend.

Louise—or “Miss Sluttypants as I call her on Twitter— said to keep my trap shut. And I have.

Honest, I’ll never tell anyone…except you. And maybe her husband.

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Date Daughter or Dad?

Art by Dick Giordano from First Kiss #13, 1960.

Art by Dick Giordano from First Kiss #13, 1960.

“Instead of lectures, your dad gives me cold beers. And hot, roasted beer nuts.

“We watch football, have fart contests and tell dirty jokes.

“Frankly, your dad is a better date than you!”

Meanwhile, back in the present…

See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

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