by John | May 4, 2014 | Blog
Art by Louis Ravelli from A NIGHT FOR LOVE, 1951.
Dear Men (and Some Women),
I’m now accepting applications from prospective lovers. Please send me your bank statements and an essay (“Why I Want to Be Your Sex Slave” in 69 words or less.) Immediately!
I reserve the right to reject and humiliate all of you—even if you don’t submit an application. —-Therese Von Tramp
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | May 4, 2014 | Blog
I received some very funny dialogue submissions in the latest Last Kiss contest, but this one by Peter Tibbles (aka “Pierre”) was the one that made me laugh the loudest.
By the way, Peter also writes (and quips) in his weekly music column at: http://www.timegoesby.net/
Congrats, Peter!
by John | May 1, 2014 | Blog
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from Brides in Love #10, 1958.
Time for a new caption contest. Write some funny dialogue for the groom or minister. Then post the dialogue in the comments below.
Over the weekend, I’ll pick the best and post it here along with the winner’s name. Have fun!
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Apr 29, 2014 | Blog
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #20, 1961.
You don’t like being mauled “that way?” Geez, that’s how I manhandle all the other women I date and they…well, come to think of it, they all hated it too!
Hmm. Maybe I’m just not dating the right women. I mean—it couldn’t be my fault, could it?
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
by John | Apr 29, 2014 | Blog
For years, I’ve had people urge me to go to the RT Booklovers Convention because…
1) It’s apparently a ridiculous amount of fun.
2) Because a convention for romance writers and fans seems like such a natural for Last Kiss. (“You’ll sell out!” one romance writer enthused.)
Well, I’m finally going to find out. Last Kiss will have a table at this year’s convention. And—as if it wasn’t already going to be cool—it’s taking place in a city Shelagh and I have always wanted to visit: New Orleans!
(And, yes, Shelagh’s going with me to make sure I’m not overwhelmed by all the women who might mistake me for one of the hunky, male cover models.)
—-John Lustig
