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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on August 18, 2020 at 8:27 pm

   Rulah, Jungle Goddess! Versus…Torpedo Woman! One of them is the perfect fit! The other one lifts and separates! Who will win?!?
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   “Wait Rulah! When I said I wanted you to shave my kitty, that’s not what I meant!”
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   In the Jungle…The Mighty Jungle…The Lion DIES Tonight!

   A-weema-weh, A-weema-STAB!
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   The worst part is that Lion just wanted to ask the Blonde if she knew how many licks it took to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. Sigh. Looks like the world will never know.
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   “Rulah! Thanks for coming to save me! I know you were busy at Bed, Bath, and Beyond, searching for another shower curtain you could cut up for bikini parts! But I knew I could count on you…because if anyone has experience jumping on top of a mighty beast, it’d be Rulah! Say, do they make those slippers in women’s sizes?!”

   “You know…there is another lion here…”

   “Yeah. But it looks like that one has lockjaw too. And it’s closer to you than me. So…toodles!”
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   On a side note, is that a satanic pentagram under the month? Careful John. Tipper Gore might peruse this.

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