Giving Up Sex

Giving Up Sex

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Vintage, Published Art & Dialogue

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from “A Bouquet of Roses” in First Kiss #20, 1961.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman with ash mark on her forehead. Man in the background is taking off the jacket of his suit.

WOMAN: Sorry! I’m giving up sex for Lent!

MAN: B-But Lent doesn’t end…for weeks!

WOMAN: Really? Well, I’m not a fanatic! So maybe I won’t give up sex with everyone! Just you!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Woman with ash mark on her forehead. Man in the background is taking off the jacket of his suit.

WOMAN: Sorry! I’m giving up sex for Lent!

MAN: B-But Lent doesn’t end...for weeks!

WOMAN: Really? Well, I’m not a fanatic! So maybe I won’t give up sex with everyone! Just you!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Super Lincoln

Super Lincoln

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Transcript:

President Abe Lincoln: I’m finally in a comic? Really? And it’s…Last Kiss?!! So no superhero suit? No cape? What’ll I tell Mary? I promised her we’d play Caped Crusader and First Lady tonight!

Happy President’s Day!

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President Abe Lincoln: I’m finally in a comic? Really? And it’s…Last Kiss?!! So no superhero suit? No cape? What’ll I tell Mary? I promised her we’d play Caped Crusader and First Lady tonight!

Happy President’s Day!

Love Cop

Love Cop

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Today’s Last Kiss was written by that esteemed Love Cop in Training–Tony Isabella.

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Vintage, Published Art & Dialogue

Art by Jack Keller in the story “Shifty’s Revenge” in Teenage Hotrodders #8, July 1964. Published by Charlton Comics.

 

Transcript:

CAPTION: Introducing…The Casebook of Officer Cupid…Love Cop

YOUNG MAN #1: Those ladies look friendly…

YOUNG MAN #2: How can we talk to them?

OFFICER CUPID-LOVE COP: Youngsters, just be yourselves…and not your D&D characters. Remember…you have the right to seek love. But only in a respectful manner.

1964 Art: Jack Keller Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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CAPTION: Introducing...The Casebook of Officer Cupid...Love Cop

YOUNG MAN #1: Those ladies look friendly...

YOUNG MAN #2: How can we talk to them?

OFFICER CUPID-LOVE COP: Youngsters, just be yourselves...and not your D&D characters. Remember...you have the right to seek love. But only in a respectful manner.

1964 Art: Jack Keller Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Cupid’s Choices

Cupid’s Choices

It’s almost Valentine’s Day. Try not to fall in love with the wrong person…’til then.

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Transcript:

SCENE: Baby Cupid standing on a cloud, getting ready to fire an arrow (with a red, heart tip.)

CUPID: Is that a cow or a person? I can’t tell without my glasses! Hey, maybe I’ll close both eyes this time! it’s not like I can actually aim!

Artist: ma_i_vi

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SCENE: Baby Cupid standing on a cloud, getting ready to fire an arrow (with a red, heart tip.)

CUPID: Is that a cow or a person? I can’t tell without my glasses! Hey, maybe I’ll close both eyes this time! it’s not like I can actually aim!

Artist: ma_i_vi

No Masks. Clothing Optional.

No Masks. Clothing Optional.

Months ago, my pal Kevin Boze e-mailed me with a suggested Last Kiss gag. Kevin’s one of the wittiest people I know. So, I wasn’t surprised that I loved his gag.

It’s taken me way too long to use it. But I’m hoping I redeemed myself by using this on Kevin‘s 60th birthday! Happy Birthday, Kev!

(And don’t feel you have to wait another 60 years to suggest a gag.)

Original, Vintage Art & Text:

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Make Believe” in FIRST KISS #7, 1959.

 

Transcript:

YOUNG WOMAN #1: The CDC says our sorority party was a super-spreader event!

YOUNG WOMAN #2: Well…I hate to brag, but…

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Guest Writer: Kevin Boze

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YOUNG WOMAN #1: The CDC says our sorority party was a super-spreader event!

YOUNG WOMAN #2: Well...I hate to brag, but...

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Guest Writer: Kevin Boze

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