Free Love?

Free Love?

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” from First Kiss #5, 1958.

 

TRANSCRIPT:

SCENE: Man and a woman in an office. She’s filing some papers at a filing cabinet.

MAN: Be fair! I’m already providing free parking! You can’t expect free love too!

WOMAN: OK! then I demand a discount on foreplay!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” from First Kiss #5, 1958.

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SCENE: Man and a woman in an office. She's filing some papers at a filing cabinet.

MAN: Be fair! I’m already providing free parking! You can’t expect free love too!

WOMAN: OK! then I demand a discount on foreplay!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” from First Kiss #5, 1958.

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Sex for Nitwits

Sex for Nitwits

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the cover of First Kiss #6, Nov. 1958.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: College or high school age boy and girl sitting on a porch steps kissing. Books on the porch near them.

CAPTION: Are You a Failure at Fornication?

A mating dropout? A loving loser?
Then you need the book that’s helped
millions…beget more millions:

Sex for Nitwits!

–Learn about sex at home–alone!
–New edition with more pictures!
–Fewer big words!
–And! Shorter! Sentences!

“Sex for Nitwits changed my life!”
–Votta Von Tramp,
Last Kiss Home for Unwed Moms!

BOY: I bought two copies so I’d learn twice as much!

GIRL: I bought three!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color & Art Touch Up: Allen Freeman

©2010 Last Kiss Inc
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SCENE: College or high school age boy and girl sitting on a porch steps kissing. Books on the porch near them.

CAPTION: Are You a Failure at Fornication?

A mating dropout? A loving loser?
Then you need the book that’s helped
millions…beget more millions:

Sex for Nitwits!

--Learn about sex at home--alone!
--New edition with more pictures!
--Fewer big words!
--And! Shorter! Sentences!

“Sex for Nitwits changed my life!”
--Votta Von Tramp,
Last Kiss Home for Unwed Moms!

BOY: I bought two copies so I’d learn twice as much!

GIRL: I bought three!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color & Art Touch Up: Allen Freeman

©2010 Last Kiss Inc
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Cinderella’s Slip

Cinderella’s Slip

Art by Matt Baker from the cover of CINDERELLA LOVE #15 (St. John), 1954.

 

Transcript:

CINDERELLA IN BIG, PUFFY BALL GOWN: I don’t mind losing my glass slipper at the ball! But, I wish I hadn’t lost my underwear too!

1954 Art: Matt Baker Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson

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Art by Matt Baker from the cover of CINDERELLA LOVE #15 (St. John), 1954.

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CINDERELLA IN BIG, PUFFY BALL GOWN: I don’t mind losing my glass slipper at the ball! But, I wish I hadn’t lost my underwear too!

1954 Art: Matt Baker Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson

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Art by Matt Baker from the cover of CINDERELLA LOVE #15 (St. John), 1954.

Tough On Your Mother

Tough On Your Mother

Art by Bob Powell in the story “I Was the Loneliest Girl In School” from HI-SCHOOL ROMANCE #3, 1950

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Transcript:
SCENE: Guy (Who Looks Like Jimmy Olsen) watches in disbelief as a woman walks away from him.
WOMAN: It must have been tough on your mother, not having any children!*
1950 Art: Bob Powell Re-Creation: Allen Freeman
*Dialogue from the 1933 film 42nd Street
(Starring Ginger Rogers, Dick Powell and Ruby Keeler)
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Mother’s Day Goes to the Dogs

Mother’s Day Goes to the Dogs

Artist unknown. From the story “A Good Life” in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Closeup of a dog (a fox terrier) growling.

DOG: Doggone it! It’s Mother’s Day…and I still feel like a bitch! Grrrrrr

1960 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Artist unknown. From the story “A Good Life” in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

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SCENE: Closeup of a dog (a fox terrier) growling.

DOG: Doggone it! It’s Mother’s Day...and I still feel like a bitch! Grrrrrr

1960 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Artist unknown. From the story "A Good Life" in FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

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