by John | Jan 6, 2011 | Uncategorized
See? No need for a restraining order. She still wants to be friends with you!
↓ TranscriptSAD WOMAN: sure I’ll forgive you...
someday...
Possibly after you die mysteriously!
After all...I don’t hold grudges!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jan 4, 2011 | Uncategorized
You wouldn’t want to see her when she’s really upset. Seriously.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman is hiding her face in her hands. She's obviously very upset.
WOMAN: Don’t be silly! If I was really a drama queen I’d be upset!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jan 2, 2011 | Uncategorized
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man at a tropical hotel.
CAPTION: Are you too depressed to think straight?
CAPTION: Too rich to spend all your money?
CAPTION: Too gullible to stop reading now?
CAPTION: Then Last Kiss To Go is the vacation company you’ve been waiting for!
CAPTION: We guarantee we’ll keep your money whether you’re happy or not!
MAN: I’m still depressed,
but spending a fortune to come here was worth it!
MAN (again): Now I’ve got a tan!
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
