by John | Dec 19, 2010 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Three men in a military-style barracks. There's a Christmas wreath on the wall above a bunk bed.
MAN #1: Santa’s new slogan? Don’t
ask! We’ll te11!
MAN #2: Have a fabulous Christmas!
Pencils: Dick Giordano Inks: Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman
by John | Dec 16, 2010 | Uncategorized
So be good…or, uh, else!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman dressed in sexy Santa-ish costume.
WOMAN: I'm in charge of Santa's naughty list! Have you been good?
Art and color by Allen Freeman
by John | Dec 14, 2010 | Uncategorized
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aviation
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman embracing at the airport on the tarmac. In the background is a small passenger plane.
MAN: ...and, since I’m a pilot, you’ll earn frequent lover miles!
by John | Dec 12, 2010 | Uncategorized
Sure…as long as I can pretend you’re someone else.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looking back at someone.
WOMAN: Would it help if I pretended to enjoy sex?
by John | Dec 8, 2010 | Uncategorized
I get lost easily. So I’m definitely willing to take directions, but…
I’m not really good at following them. Seriously. I once went to Scotland…
by accident.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman embracing.
MAN: I'm not lost! But I"ll take directions.
Art by Vince Colletta studio.
