Sticky sex courtesy of Tony Isabella!
Original Vintage Art
Art by Dick Giordano from the cover of Secrets of Young Brides #39, 1963. (Scanned from the black and white photostat used in production.)
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Transcript:
SCENE: Man and woman embracing on a couch. Walls in the background are wallpapered.
MAN: Oh, my darling. Hanging wallpaper with you was so sexy. if only we could go to the bedroom…
WOMAN: Maybe next time we shouldn’t paper over the door…and start making out…while we’re still covered in paste!
1963 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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Secrets of Young Brides #39
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SCENE: Man and woman embracing on a couch. Walls in the background are wallpapered.
MAN: Oh, my darling. Hanging wallpaper with you was so sexy. if only we could go to the bedroom...
WOMAN: Maybe next time we shouldn’t paper over the door...and start making out...while we’re still covered in paste!
1963 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
DJP.lk607
Secrets of Young Brides #39
MAN: Oh, my darling. Hanging wallpaper with you was so sexy. if only we could go to the bedroom...
WOMAN: Maybe next time we shouldn’t paper over the door...and start making out...while we’re still covered in paste!
1963 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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Secrets of Young Brides #39
“Please Walt…Don’t go!”
“You know I HAVE to darling…
…otherwise I’ll see what you look like first thing in the morning without any makeup! And how could our love survive THAT?!?”
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…my wife isn’t buying the ‘on a business trip’ excuse now that I’m unemployed.”
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…so there’s no point trying to tackle me or whatever it is you’re doing. At first I thought you were trying to sit on my lap, but now I’m not really sure. Do you have jock itch? That’s kind of like how I sit when I’ve got really bad jock itch.”
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…if I DON’T see the DOCTOR soon I’ll just keep OVEREMPHAIZING words completely AT random!”
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…there’s only so many sticks of delicious Bonomo Turkish Taffy being sold in this town! And one of them must have a Tinfoil Ticket inside! Just imagine! I can meet Willy Wankit and tour inside his Chocolate Factory! Maybe prance a jig with his Wumpa Lumpas! I’d be mad to just hang around here with you!”
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…If I don’t get down to Bed, Bath, and Beyond soon, we’ll be stuck with these hideous throw pillows forever!”
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…Those lonely single prisoners at the women’s penitentiary need someone to pay them conjugal visits! And if not me, then who?”
Huh-boy…. I hope Wumpa Lumpas is far enough away that you (and now we) don’t get sued!
I agree with the woman-you should not paper over the door. Making out while covered with paste is also a bad idea. And if you are ever painting the floor you want to paint so you can get out a doorway or at least a window.
Covered in paste? Kinky! If you can think of it, some couple has tried it.
You’re right, Dave. I walked in on them. It was at university and my roomate and his girlfriend must have been going at it and somehow got stuck to the wall… Now, I understand getting stuck to the wall, I’m just confused about how they ended up a good three feet off the floor.