She’s Everything He’s Ever Wanted in a Woman

Script by Will Eisner. Art by Dan Zolnerowich from the story “The Legion of Living Bombs” from Smash Comics #14, 1940.

Transcript:

SCENE: Man trying to kiss a bored, busty woman.

MAN: Of course, we should get married! You remind me of my mom!

1940 Art: Will Eisner & Dan Zolnerowich Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Man trying to kiss a bored, busty woman.

MAN: Of course, we should get married! You remind me of my mom!

1940 Art: Will Eisner & Dan Zolnerowich Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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fine jams and jellies since 1982 on June 21, 2020 at 8:49 pm

“You will do and say anything to get out of having dinner with my parents, won’t you?”
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“No thanks. I don’t like men with pouter lips and better looking gloss than my own.”
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“How about you make me a baroness and we just remain friends?”
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He was mad! But an Empress! Inside her head, the angels and devils fought for the soul of Yellow Fanta Girl!

Sensing her distress, Igor stroked her cheek with his thick fingers. “Come now Fanta, Fanta. Don’tcha Wanta?”
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Yet again Ginger wondered what in the hell she was thinking when she installed Super-Villain-Tinder on her cell phone. This guy was definitely a swipe left.
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Despite all his carefully laid plans, Igor forgot one simple thing: a pre-nup. When Empress Yellow Fanta Girl divorced him, he was left with nothing but broken dreams, a broken heart, crappy pineapple soda, and the Falkland Islands.

Rex on June 22, 2020 at 7:38 am

Hey, hey, HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Falkland Islands aren’t on trial here!!
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- Rex on June 22, 2020 at 7:38 am
  
  😉
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- Jonsgirl on June 22, 2020 at 11:30 am
  
  LMAO
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- Fine jams and jellies since 1982 on June 23, 2020 at 11:49 am
  
  They know what they did, and they won’t get away with it
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John on June 22, 2020 at 9:26 am

Brilliant and fun–as always–Jams. But the Falkland Islands? How terrible! No one wants the Falkland Islands. I mean it’s not like anyone would go to war over them. Oh, wait. Oh, yeah!
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